The half-ass vegan in me wants "skidders" to be all about unsightly tighty-whiteys gone badly brown, but the skateboarder within wants to see exactly what you're about to see: thrill-seeking "adrenalin junkies" gone full-blown explosive cheese grater. Because the only way to really appreciate the fine art of speed is not through witnessing the graceful execution thereof but the inevitable agony of defeat when the feet flail and how in the uncompromising face of physics, where no quarter is ever given and a quarter-pound is generally taken. In other words, fuck the reaper. Fear the wobbles! Professional skateboarder Nyjah Huston, who does not have a problem onboard, guest-stars tonight on an all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek at 10/9 C on the MTV.