Up until now I've only really known two people who have experienced threatening dildo incidents. Both are well documented and known far and wide to all that have witnessed the spectacle of stupid that is and forever will be jackass 3D
To see photos of the actual 8-inch threat received by Ralph Polnicky: http://gawker.com
(Photos by Sean Cliver; 2010)
Looking for that special something for that special someone who is all out of dicks and so lost without one? Ship a dick! The latest cardboard craze that's erecting cardboard sensation around the nation. Or something full and chubbed out like that. Despite all Bam-ish brand appearances/proportions from jackass number two
P.S. Double the ribbed pleasure and double down on a quality Dickhouse garment for extra dicky derring-do: http://www.merchmethod.com/dickhouse
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Florida 2006)
Before I go on about the impending Turbonegro tour in the USA, I just want to say that while typing out this post's title my fingers misstapped and created the word "turbonegroin". I'm not sure how that would be defined by Oxford English Dictionary standards, but I like it. I like it a lot. But not as much as I like the fact that Turbonegro is about to drench the USA in bloody good music. Check the dates and places below to see if you're geographically desirable to rendezvous with their anus:
Here I was trying to work in a Chronic Tacos quip for Wee Man's birthday post, when all I had to do was wait until Lindsey popped in to tell me it was Taco's birthday, too. Talk about having both birthday birds in a ROYGBIV bush and being able to eat your cake, too! Plus it gives me a chance to keep up Loiter Squad birthday appearances on Dickhouse with yet another thematically on point midget funny car shot. Happy Birthday, Taco!
(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; 2012)
Like your eggs sunny side up? How about Wee Man downtown Hindi brown? Whatever your tanned ham pleasure, we're sure you'll join us in wishing Wee Man a "Happy Birthday!" because that's just the kind of celebratory out of the canal and into the world day it is.
(Photos by Sean Cliver; India 2006)
I'm a firm and hard—so hard—believer in the six degrees of separation and here's why: One of our former co-workers, Michelle Klepper, best known for her guest appearance on the jackass
Okay, this one has been around a while, but what better place for wrong butt stuff to be adopted, right? Right. The language alone tells you something is bound to be slipping down the poop chute sooner or later, and my god if it doesn't come with the explosive quickness when it does. As always, this reminds me of the warm and fuzzy time Dave England shat the van during the filming of jackass the movie
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Portland, Oregon 2002)
Last Thursday was not "Bring A Legendary Pro Skateboarder To Work Day" at the Dickhouse offices, but that thankfully didn't stop Scott Manning from bringing by none other than Jason Jessee himself. I'm not sure who was more happy to be in this photo—Jason or us—but we made Manning take a bunch of shots on almost all of our cameras (and every single one was a tad soft, but I guess it's not fair to hate the player *cough* Scott *cough* when it just may be the iPhone game in the end). Keeping up our old Big Brother quotes tradition, Jason did have this to say about several of Scott's early photo attempts: "My knees are showing … it looks corny."
(Photo by Scott Manning; 2013)
We're not at that stage in the decline of western civilization where "black metal face" is considered to be non-kosher, correct? Good. Because the world needs black metal face to keep white metal face in check. Yeah, you know the who and the what I'm referring to, that's right. What's wrong though, is that this episode will mark the end of Loiter Squad's second season on Adult Swim. You can always go to the Adult Swim online library of past clips to pick, choose, and re-view from, but until the fat lady sings or the deaf mute poops, whichever comes first, peace!
(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; 2012)
It's only fitting if not entirely thematic that we continue a previously non-existant Loiter Squad birthday tradition of presenting said celebrants on plastic car toy vehicles of unintended destruction. The first was Tyler the Creator's, but today's is all Lionel, give or take a few other bodies, e.g. Andy Bell and Tyler, and who knows whose is next. Exciting! Whee! Happy Birthday, Lionel!
(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; 2012)
In an unexpected turn, things are about to get very brown in downtown Dickhouse for the rest of the week. That said, everybody poops, whales and Wildboyz
(Photo by Barry Smoler; Mexico 2005)
Lord knows I wonder about a lot of random shit about shit, but what if when Mike Judge was running air up Preston Lacy's bottom during the "Butt Bellows" segment from jackass 2.5
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, California 2006)
All good things come to a viscous end sooner than later, and this coming weekend's all-new episode of Loiter Squad will mark its second season finale. In anticipation of this event, let's all lather up in butt sauce and go back in televised time to revisit one of Bam Margera's guest star appearances as Tyler the Creator's "Dub Step Dad". Paint it away!
(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; 2012)
This past weekend, the HVW8 Art + Design Gallery in Los Angeles hosted two nights of "15 Years of Gonz & Adidas" featuring the works of legendary professional skateboarder, artist, and human Mark Gonzales alongside photographs of him by Joe Brook, Benjamin Deberdt, Brian Gaberman, Gabe Morford, Skin Phillips, and Sem Rubio. A number of familiar faces dotted the crowd, including Johnny Knoxville's, which he photographically aligned with legendary skateboard artist Marc McKee
Since the dawn of time, mankind has had nothing but a love/hate relationship for the trampoline, a/k/a tramampoline, depending upon which animated cartoon character you ask for a pronunciation of said springy thing. Bam Margera proved this many a CKY year ago when he went to such great lengths and heights to confound its rebound physics, and now Loiter Squad takes it one hop, step, and skit beyond; or, in other semi-idiomatic words, out of the frying pan and into the deep frier, with the sneak peek toss to the all-new episode this coming Sunday night at midnight on Adult Swim.
(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; 2012)
