We interrupt the regularly scheduled promotional updates to bring you this important message from Chris Pontius. In this unprepared statement, Chris briefly touches upon an alarming problem now being faced in the United States: fence-sitting. Apparently, a lucrative percentage of the population is outside sitting on a fence at this very moment. Every effort is being made to get these people off their respective fences; some so crafty it would make a Harvard marketing graduate pee green with envy. Chances are that if you're reading this then you are not sitting on a fence, but perhaps a close friend, loved one, family member or neighbor is. So please, do your part today and convince them to get off the f'ing fence already.
(Special thanks to Rick Kosick for producing this message. If you haven't checked out his new website yet, please get off the damn fence and visit www.rickkosick.com today.)