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We interrupt the regularly scheduled promotional updates to bring you this important message from Chris Pontius. In this unprepared statement, Chris briefly touches upon an alarming problem now being faced in the United States: fence-sitting. Apparently, a lucrative percentage of the population is outside sitting on a fence at this very moment. Every effort is being made to get these people off their respective fences; some so crafty it would make a Harvard marketing graduate pee green with envy. Chances are that if you're reading this then you are not sitting on a fence, but perhaps a close friend, loved one, family member or neighbor is. So please, do your part today and convince them to get off the f'ing fence already.

(Special thanks to Rick Kosick for producing this message. If you haven't checked out his new website yet, please get off the damn fence and visit www.rickkosick.com today.)

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Ohhh, Sweetheart not lauhging at ya just laughing with ya... Hahaha! Can't wait to see what crap you did on the 3D thing, saw some pics allready and some behind the screen footage wich made me want to see it on big screen (in 3D ofcourse) even more!

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Oh Bunny, you are a sight for sore eyes... How I have missed your face! I was beginning to think you up and joined a monastery or something, but now I see I needn't have worried...

[Nyte]

I'm sorry, but Chris is just going to have to stop being so damn adorable. I'm spreading my parasocial crushes incredibly thin as it is. I just don't have room!

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Damn i wish i was this dude. He does some of the most disgusting things on camera. Yet there is all these chicks talking about how adorable he is.

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well russell, plus chris is well endowed...that helps with the ladies as well..

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For what it's worth, I've been taking every opportunity to pester the uninitiated to go see the movie. I will continue to do so until someone brings me down with a rock.

[Nyteblade]

(Well looky there...Found the Log In button.)

This probably isn't the place for it, but given the fact that you guys make your living at being inappropriate, I don't feel that bad.

I enjoy Rick's new site...but might I suggest he format the text of the blogs for easier reading? It reads as a huge wall o' text in FF and Chrome. Hard on the eyes. Other than that...it's molto bene!

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What do I have to do to work for Dickhouse?!?!

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he looks like he is about to cry or is baked..either way he's a babe

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