At the risk of being a day late and a poop short, I'll forego the glamorous details of our big-time Hollywood red carpet premiere of jackass 3D (in theaters nationwide today!) and get right down to the photographic marrow of the meat.
For the sake of keeping up journalistic appearances though, the premiere took place on the evening of Wednesday, October 13th, at Grauman's Chinese Theater on Hollywood Blvd.
After wrapping up all the red carpet struttin', talkin' and posin', everyone eventually trickled into the theater, took a seat, and donned their stupid glasses for the big stupid movie.
Following the presentation, a choice selection of the crowd piled across the boulevard to turn into piles at the Roosevelt for an after-party celebration. Unfortunately the bar closed rather suddenly at 12:30am, a bizarre metropolitan event that can only be blamed on a notorious reputation that precedes us whenever it comes to large-scale, alcohol-based parties. Anyway, let the photos roll...

Photos left to right: Rip Taylor gives the official nod to let the 3D festivities rip; April, Bam, Phil and Jess Margera gang up for a familial photo moment.
Photos left to right: Thumbs up to John Taylor of The Ringer for his appearance in the jackass 3D credit scroll; Ryan "Paul Bunyan" Dunn and Angie; Irving Zisman's really bad granddaughter, Angie Simms.
Photos left to right: Bam Margera with his arch-nemesis, snake expert David Weathers; The secret sauce and resident tentpole of jackass, Chris Pontius; Wee Man gives good press.
Photos left to right: If your ocular faculties are too busy following the bouncing balls you'll likely miss Tony Hawk's cameo appearance in the film opening; The man, the drink, the myth... Loomis Fall; A detail shot of Loomis's wardrobe, featuring a pair of custom bedazzled jackass Converse.
Photos left to right: Johnny Knoxville runs the red carpet with style; Preston Lacy prepares to drop jaws with his jaw-stopping stunt; Co-producer and still photographer Sean Cliver with jackass co-creator and producer Spike Jonze.
Photos left to right: Associate producer and boy wrangler Shanna Zablow; Nitro Circus creators and producers Jeremy Rawle and Gregg Godfrey get physical with jackass executive producer and "wiener-vision" victim Trip Taylor; Lost in the plaid with jackass co-creator and director Jeff Tremaine and his wife Laura.
Photos left to right: Nitro Circus kids Erik Roner, Jolene Van Vugt and Street Bike Tommy with his wife Jasmine; A partial view of the grand theatrical room.
Photos left to right: If he's not hiding behind a visor, Lance Bangs can be found behind a camera; A hobbled Andy Bell looks every bit the part of his Nitro Circus fame; Despite the messier aspects of a poocano, Dave England cleans up pretty darn well.
Photos left to right: Chad Ginsburg, Deron Miller, Jess Margera and Matt Janaitis of CKY; The Dudesons—Jukka Hilden, Jarno Laasala, Jarppi Leppälä and HP Parviainen—in full costumed effect.
Photos left to right: Jackass executive producer (and our surrogate dad) Derek Freda with his wife Marie-Eve; A jackass 3D threesome of camera operator Donny "Money Shot" Anderson, director of photography Dimitry Elyashkevich and Loomis Fall; Actor Eddie Barbanell and cameraman/website mogul Rick Kosick.
Photos left to right: Shady prop master and Sassafras drummer JxPx Blackmon with his fiancee and shady wardrobe master Day Madrigal; The Knoxville family of Madison, Johnny and Naomi; Master of flatulent ceremonies Will the Farter.
Photos left to right: Supervising post producer Volney Howard IV with his beer thefting wife Jen; Josh Caso, a/k/a Jacaso, gets down with art director Seth Meisterman and his wife Selena; Crotchety editor Seth Casriel and Amy Reiley.
Photos left to right: Rock 'n' roll Finn Jukka Hilden and BMX legend Mat Hoffman; Danger Ehren with the residual body decor from his appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon the night before; Nigel "The UK Hammer" Hudson and Chris "Mr. P" Pontius; Bam Margera and Christopher Mintz-Plasse—or "McLovin" for short, which is much easier to remember when you're hammered.
(Photos by Sean Cliver; Hollywood, CA 2010)