Buon giorno! And that's the extent of the Italian I learned while reading Babar's World Tour to my son years ago. Well, I've learned a few more key Italian phrases recently, but more about that tomorrow. Until then, here are a few (very few) photos that managed to make it back to the USA on Johnny Knoxville's iPhone.
Immediately after departing Mother Russia, he and Chris Pontius made their way down to Italy for a quick jackass 3D press and premiere tour (with a few touristy stops between at the Colosseum and St. Peter's Basilica). I honestly don't know what else to say, so i'll simply let Knoxville's captions do the rest of the wordy work while I go take care of a tardy poo. A piu tardi!
Photos from left to right: Pontius in front of the Colosseum; At the jackass 3D after party with a student who wrote his master's thesis on jackass; A jackass 3D "victim" at the after party in Rome.
Bonus: If you're Italian and you know it, well, good for you, because the bulk of this video below is entirely in your tongue (and Fellini thought he had la dolce vita!). This isn't to dissuade any other non-Italian viewers though, because it doesn't take a man of the world to appreciate the subtle nuances of Pontius.
(Photos by Johnny Knoxville; Italy 2010)





AWWWWWWW!!! CUTES!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL! (L)
Posted by: Alice | December 16, 2010 at 10:41 AM
WTF... It's in Italian. Can't understand it!
Posted by: Sharmae | December 16, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Ya quiero ver esa peli lml
Posted by: AlfonX | December 16, 2010 at 10:46 AM
VI AMIAMO JOHNNY!!!! FORZA ITALIA ,FORZA JACKASS!!!!!
Posted by: GERARDO LAURIA | December 16, 2010 at 10:48 AM
LOVE IT!!!
SO AMAZING!!!!!! :D LOVE YOU ALL JACKASS PEOPLE!!! YOURE AMAZING! :DDD <3
Posted by: MINE! | December 16, 2010 at 10:51 AM
hello, I'm in Rome. and I am a huge fan of jackass ... and I did not know of this visit of Johhny Knoxville and Chris wanted to know where you can meet them so I can get an autograph or even better a picture.
excuse my "English":)
greetings
Posted by: Matteo | December 16, 2010 at 10:57 AM
VIVA ITALIA , FORZA JACKASS!!!!!! VI AMIAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: GERARDO LAURIA | December 16, 2010 at 10:59 AM
Wasn't the visit to Italy wonderful? Great interview, U guys always seem to have so much fun. (:
Posted by: Laura | December 16, 2010 at 11:17 AM
che tristezza il doppiatore. lo potevano lasciare in ingles che cazzo!
Posted by: eugenio | December 16, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Didn't understand the italian bit at all, but what Johnny and Chris were saying is all I understood.
Posted by: jamie | December 16, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Return to Moscow, we waiting for you :)
Posted by: Milana | December 16, 2010 at 12:10 PM
;) Che grandiiii!!
Veramente favolosiii!! Tenero Chris, l'hai fatta arrossire, eddai diciamolo sarei arrossita pure io ;)
Ehy c'è dire una cosa:
L'ITALIA VI AMAAAAA
Posted by: Laura B | December 16, 2010 at 12:26 PM
i dont understand a dam thing you just said woman
Posted by: d | December 16, 2010 at 12:58 PM
awesome.
Posted by: Harlequin Spade13 | December 16, 2010 at 03:16 PM
chris pontius you are just kinda awokawrd everywhere ehlol
Posted by: matt bourbs | December 16, 2010 at 06:18 PM
So amazing ....I also fan of Jackass 3D.Jackass 3D follows the same premise as the past movies and the television series. It is a compilation of various pranks, stunts and skits, and essentially has no plot.
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"Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love." O(∩_∩)O~
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