Before moving on to Johnny Knoxville and Chris Pontius's Roman holiday, let's first mop up the Moscow floor with a few videos found in the Siberian backwoods of YouTube. Warning: You're about to hear a language that would have scared the Cold War pants off your grandparents in the '50s. Fortunately we're beyond such things now, so just sit back and enjoy the animated body language of Pontius as he's dubbed down to speak in Russian tongues.
Next up, we have an amateur video presentation of Knoxville and Pontius entering the premiere amid air horn blasts, flash bulb bursts and ... glasses of water? Hmm. Well, I'm pretty sure that water eventually turned to vodka—miracle of miracles—especially once the cameraman finally caught up with Knoxville again at the after party. Incidentally, that's not a bald patch you're spotting on the back of Knoxville's head. That was an inadvertent injury sustained in Madrid, Spain while filming the opener to jackass 3.5.
Now this next video is for the hardcore fan only. It's an alternate angle of Knoxville's entry above with emphasis on the glass of water, a lot of dark chest shots, and eventually Pontius. What's funny about this one, though, is that you can hear how Knoxville keeps asking for updates on the whereabouts of Pontius. The reason being that Chris has this truly remarkable ability to just slip away from any scene unseen, which can be a real cause of consternation for the international "handlers" responsible for his whereabouts.
Anyway, that wraps up Russia. Do svidaniya, tovarisch!