Louis Armstrong thought it just took a sky of blue, tree of green and crying baby to make a wonderful world, but he clearly hadn't met Mat Hoffman yet. While it's all but impossible to be like Mat (although let me assure you what a wonderful world it would indeed be if everyone could), you can at least wear one of his favorite shirts to be seen around town in. That's right, for this totally non-exclusive and unlimited time, you can actually take your credit card, jump down this rabbit hole, and buy (BUY!) the jackass "Poo Poo, Pee Pee, Throw Up" shirt to wear on any and all bright blessed days or dark sacred nights.
If you're scared of white rabbits or had a terrifying childhood experience while watching Watership Down, please feel free to use this wholly unattractive and far less than aesthetic link to do your business:
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)