If you're one of the 10,314,312 (and counting!) frequenters of the jackass facebook fan page, you've probably already seen one take of Johnny Knoxville's call-to-doody for the coming of jackass 3.5 to joost.com on Friday, April 1st—in other words, tomorrow! Yes, sir (or ma'am, heck, I'm not playing gender favorites), very soon, perhaps even sooner than you think if your cranium capacity is as muddled as ours, you will be able to watch the episodic dribblings from our latest ode to stupidity. So please consider this the calm before the shit storm. Wahoo!