Yeah, sure, we've got this whole big jackass 3.5 deal that's about to hit the Interweb, but by special request today's musical breather is brought to you courtesy of High Society, Yeti Beats, and longtime jackass director of photography Dimitry Elyashkevich—the last of whom was responsible for filming this video in and around his Hollywood backyard. No doubt you'll be able to pick out the special guest cameo appearance, but if you needed the nudge* to press play then it's none other than our Sultan of Sweat, Preston Lacy.
Incidentally (sorry, Dimitry, but it just wouldn't be me without an incidental incidence), when I first watched down the video it vaguely reminded me of that modern day musical enigma "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse. Old Interweb news, I know, but to me it has all the staying power of such time-tested mysteries as the Bermuda Triangle, the lost continent of Atlantis (Patrick Duffy!), D.B. Cooper, the Olmec civilization, Jeff Tremaine's waistline, and a few but not all of the segments released post-humorously on jackass: the lost tapes
. You see, I have an incredibly unhealthy respect for those in the world that can nimbly toe the razor's edge between genious and dumbshit, but, all magnets aside, even my jury is still out on this one...
And of course you can't have one ponderment** without its associated other, so here's another cult classic clip from the precipitous decline of western civilization as Zinnia Jones provides a deconstructive take on "Miracles".
* Not to be confused with The Nuge.
** The Oxford English Dictionary can go fuck itself after this recent OMG/LOL travesty that has besmirched our increasingly abbreviated race to the lowest common denominator. All hail Mike Judge, the greatest prophet of our times!





Zinnia Jones... dude... your a dude! I literally couldn't get through five seconds of listening to you speak... It was like I was watching some trans-sexual snuff film hahaha *vomit*
Posted by: kejaza9 | March 28, 2011 at 07:41 AM
DUDE UR A FAG....I MEAN FOR REAL IM JUGGALO...ITS A MIRICAL THAT U DONT GET UR ASS KICKED..STOP READING OFF UR FUCKIN QUE CARD
Posted by: STEVE-O | March 28, 2011 at 08:02 AM
nah shit dumbass..ur smart....we dont give two fucks about anything try to tell us otherwise u get ur neck split open...lets see u jump out from ur web cam and say shit like that at the gathering...u wont i forgot trannys not allowed..ur afraid to get ur ass kicked...look around everthings a mirical...u sience bullshit is to..its a mirical u can put on lipstick right AFAG
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I liked it when Tenacious D did the whole death star thing FIRST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFurOTTSNIQ&feature=related
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shut the fuck up, if your so smart why is it that you are wearing lipstick
Posted by: chance | March 29, 2011 at 01:40 PM
The first video and song was pretty awesome all the other sucked :) but it's funny
Posted by: Elyzalovesjackass | March 29, 2011 at 05:09 PM
This thing is reading this shit look at hes eyes.
Posted by: fangedhawk | April 02, 2011 at 03:57 AM
It's funny how people like this dude man chick thing, take everything so literal. Even I am astonished and amazed at life's wonders described in their song "Miracles". Yes they have a scientific explanation...but what goes beyond the scientific explanation? Nothing? Is science all that life is based on?
Does that make me stupid because I look at things like stars, earth and nature as a miracle? You can explain it with your science, but you have to know that there are things that go beyond scientific explanation. It is such a wonder to see all different forms of life that inhabit the world as well as the birth of our children. Yes, scientifically the baby was made from both parents DNA. People like this guy in the video, take great pleasure using their knowledge to belittle others and discredit their beliefs. If I believe everything in this world is a miracle, that does not make me stupid. It makes me a very spiritual individual who can see the wonders of the world past the scientific explanations.
I respect scientists and I believe they play a big part in our society with all the vaccines, discoveries, and breakthroughs. I just believe there are scientists who do great things in their fields. Then you have people like this who just find pleasure in knowing they are more intelligent than you and love to discredit your beliefs. Since when is it such a huge deal when someone makes a video about their views on life's miracles? It's not that we don't know or don't want to know. It is the fact that we do know and no matter how many scientists explain it, to some people those things will still remain a miracle in their eyes.
Posted by: Casey | April 02, 2011 at 12:04 PM
JUGGALOS ARE HOMOS! THIS POST WAS MAKING FUN OF EM... Shitty rappers too by the way... and that bitch does not know shit. She's just some transexual for reals...
Posted by: Fuckass | April 12, 2011 at 09:01 AM
You know, I'm a juggalo, and I gotta say. ALL you fucks are missing the point of the song. All the guys are sayin is the fact of how everything came be, and because of science, we no longer see the wonders of life the same as we did when we were kids. Oh yeah and btw, they know magnets work you dumb fucks! quit takin shit outta context. Remember when you were a kid, and you would put a magnet on the table, and in your hand you held another magnet, Then you would move the magnet on the table with out touching the magnet on the table? Thats what they're talking about when they say, "Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?"
Not that they just don't understand how they work, The joy a simple magnet gave you when you were a kid. And the love you get from your pet cat or dog, or even the love you give it. thats a fucking miracle. The way this fucking planet and all the things on it, thats a fucking miracle. EVEN from a scientific stand point, this planet we live on all the elements that are found here, all of them working together to create life, is a rare thing to happen. So next time you wanna talk shit, think before you fucking speak you fucking mainstream douchebags.
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