Apparently there was some confusion with yesterday's "release" of jackass 3.5. Some were under the impression the whole kit and kaboodle was going to be streamed in whole. Others were understandably flustered that the joosted videos were not available in their region of the world. Many asked if, when, where or how soon they could get the entirety of jackass 3.5 on DVD. Some of these questions, possibly more, probably even less, will now be addressed:
• Call 'em what you will—episodes, webisodes, clipisodes, segmentodes, constipatodes, just not nematodes—that's how jackass 3.5 is being dribbled out. Since the dawn of jackass on MTV in October 2000, the format has always been segment-based, so they do hack up very nicely for "fun-sized" portions, don't they? So, every Tuesday and Friday for the next two months (with some further helpings to come), expect to find new batches posted on joost.com—some of which can be found embedded here, others not for "age gated" reasons, e.g. the April Fool's debut of Steve-O's ass-to-mouth encounter with the alligator snapping turtle.
• Currently joost.com is only serving up the jackass 3.5 cutlets to the following countries: United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia, Turkey, Germany, Spain, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, Austria, and Switzerland. Hate to resort to sporting cliches but appropriate is as appropriate does: don't hate the player, hate the game. (Hell, I can't even view 'em from where I live, so I do sympathize with anyone that falls into the same "geographically-undesirable" category. Hmm... maybe we should form a jackass 3.deprived support group that meets every Tuesday and Fridays?)
• With regard to a jackass 3.5 DVD release, yes, Annie, you can bet your bottom dollar there will be one to come—just not tomorrow. Similar to the winey ways of Paul Masson, though, no news will be released before its marketing time, so just sit tight for now. Me, personally, I like to do so with my hand tucked in the front of my men's boxer briefs. I don't touch myself, mind you, like by cradling the balls or working the shaft. I just like to rest the hand inside the waistband. I find it comforting.
• You link, we link, we all link—this is the proper link to the jackass 3.5 experience: http://www.joost.com/jackass3.5
If there were any other questions, concerns, comments or hemorrhoidal gripes, I'll be shitfarmed if I can't recall 'em now. The perks of a poor short term memory, I guess! Before going, though, I will leave you with these related links for your offhand online weekend digestions:
• A jackass 3.5 teaser featuring some fancy Phantom high-speed footage:
http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/03/31/jackass-35-sneak-preview/
• Johnny Knoxville's appearance on Conan O'Brien's show, where he discusses a stabbing incident (uh, that was me, by the way, that "didn't have his back," but Geoff Mcfetridge didn't exactly do anything manly either!) and the genious behind his jackass storyboards:
http://teamcoco.com/content/johnny-knoxville-shares-stabbing-stories-and-storyboards
• Bam Margera talks up jackass 3.5 and spits out even more on MTV's The Seven:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/637653/bam-margera-boots-on-the-seven.jhtml
it´s not available in my country...f*ck!!! :(
Posted by: Jess | April 02, 2011 at 12:35 PM
you guys are awesome, you remind me of my bhoyz from back home.... thanks xo <3
Posted by: anni | April 02, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I live in the UK and it won't work here!!
Posted by: Kristy | April 02, 2011 at 12:49 PM
fuck joost
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fuck joost
Posted by: David | April 02, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Joost SUCK
Posted by: joostsucks | April 02, 2011 at 12:57 PM
i live in the uk and it worked!!! woop is is coming to dvd? anyone know?
Posted by: francesca tysver | April 02, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Guys guys guys!
Download HotSpot Shield! it hides your IP.
I live in Denmark, normaly i cant get in but with this i can!
Posted by: johan | April 02, 2011 at 01:14 PM
jackass keep up your crazy works...its really fun..
Posted by: wilma leung | April 02, 2011 at 01:26 PM
why do you keep uploading your videos on joost. This site sucks cuz almost noone can see these videos
Posted by: maartinsh | April 02, 2011 at 01:31 PM
too bad 80% of the people that watches jackass can't see it then....
Fuck joost
Posted by: axel | April 02, 2011 at 02:27 PM
just clips... dont like tht, it sucks!
Posted by: MINE! | April 02, 2011 at 02:46 PM
did Al Bundy write this? lol.
anyway, i think i can live with a few clips a week, for a couple months, it'll be like methadone i guess. but when that DVD comes out, i'm gonna overdose on a spoonful of jackass seasons 1-3, and all the DVD's to date. might even make an event out of it! you've heard about superbowl parties? why not a Jackass party?!
Posted by: Jessie | April 02, 2011 at 02:52 PM
Just release the damn DVD, maybe we wouldn't be so Mad if you Told us it was gonna episode based. And I'd hardly call a 2 minute clip an episode.
Posted by: Fuck joost | April 02, 2011 at 03:16 PM
This is total bullshit. Jackass guys/staff/crew is selling the fuck out. SELLING OUT. I use to love you guys. I loved how the Jackass 2.5 was released online, and you got see the whole movie on certain days. YES! I was like its happening again but no they sold out to trying to make more money/sponsorship from Joost by getting more VIEWERS to their website. Fuckin losers.
Posted by: SOLD OUT AGAIN | April 02, 2011 at 04:08 PM
I hateeeeeeeeee joost !!!
Posted by: LidiaVegan | April 02, 2011 at 04:47 PM
BULLSHIT BULLSHIT............. looks like there trying to milk the jackass franchise dry since this is most likely jackass 3 was the last movie they will do.............
Posted by: Robert Smith of The Cure | April 02, 2011 at 04:54 PM
i cant believe they fucked over the fans like that.
Posted by: fuckyou! | April 02, 2011 at 05:25 PM
im ok with everything but those god damn comments from who no's who that pop up when im watching {i guess they are called shouts} turn those damn things off if i cared what billy buttfuck in idaho said id troll the message boards{wich i am currently doing}
Posted by: Sirsadistic2003 | April 02, 2011 at 06:23 PM
It wont let me fucking watch it
Posted by: trish | April 02, 2011 at 08:08 PM
F*ck this, this is so stupid. Why would they do this? We payed to see 3D, 3.5 is all bonus, its not hard to upload a video to the internet so the entire world can see it. Why block countries? Whats the bonus?
This is such a disgrace, and I'm glad this is the end of Jackass, you guys went out on a bang alright. Losers.
Posted by: Brett | April 02, 2011 at 09:10 PM
fuck joost I can't play them.
Posted by: Arnoldo Cantu | April 03, 2011 at 12:36 AM
JOOST Works with HotSpot Shield in any country(thanks to johan), but damn, this site is just fucking awkward. Comments keep popping up on screen and you can't turn them off, like who the fuck designed this stuff?
Posted by: Kintaro47 | April 03, 2011 at 01:20 AM
''Sorry, we are not allowed to display this show in your country (20032). Maybe we can interest you in one of the shows below instead?''
f-word to that.
BUT HEY HO, r u coming in finland?? I'd love to see u all :)
Posted by: meri | April 03, 2011 at 03:12 AM
People need to chill the fuck out. Jackass are films and tv shows based on short clips ya know, so whats the harm in letting them out in clips. Its not like they are cutting bits short half way through or anything.
Posted by: Tommy | April 03, 2011 at 06:36 AM
Fuck Joost and fuck your little deal with them. Their pathetic attempt to build a userbase with leftover clips of homoerotic masochists demonstrating their worthlessness is going to fail miserably. 'Least they gave these wastes of space more money! Poof!
Posted by: Oprah | April 03, 2011 at 07:23 AM
Also, faggits, you yuppies were obviously intentionally misleading by withholding the fact that it was being released in 3 minutes increments. 'Fuck yuhselves.
Posted by: Oprah | April 03, 2011 at 07:26 AM
Yeah yeah, Joost is a bitch.
But to the rest of you commenters, go fuck yourselves. You've all seen 3D already. Be a little patient, then go buy 3.5 later (or put on your pirate boots and download it, as I know y'all do anyway).
Seriously. You're acting like a bunch of ass-fucked retards.
Posted by: Siljessi | April 03, 2011 at 09:14 AM
A message for MTV.com SUCK IT!!!!!
Posted by: suzi smith | April 03, 2011 at 09:30 AM
A message for Siljess real Jackass fans will BUY a copy of 3.5 for their collections and using the word "retards" just goes to show your ignorance!
Posted by: suzi smith | April 03, 2011 at 09:33 AM
agreed with suzi
Posted by: Robert Smith of The Cure | April 03, 2011 at 01:08 PM
Exactly. Real fans will buy the DVD instead of ranting about not getting everything they point at, right this instant.
Posted by: Siljessi | April 03, 2011 at 01:15 PM
Wow i was just checking out Charlie Sheens awesome show in detroit on Youtube...kinda reminded me of jackass 3.5.... everybody waited for it, nobody really knew what to expect and now everybody´s pissed . If you haven´t seen it check it out - it´s just brutally bad.
oh and suzi and siljessi - shut up with that ´real fan´ shit. really makes you sound desperate
Posted by: jenny | April 03, 2011 at 02:51 PM
Bah, can't view.. Fuck Norway..
Posted by: Tuva Kristin | April 03, 2011 at 02:57 PM
I don't mind your guys' idea about playing it in clips. Although I would rather just see it on DVD, buy it, then watch it three times in a row. Does nobody even have a CLUE when it comes out on DVD.. You're teasin' me here! Love you guysss.
Posted by: DrinkMilk | April 03, 2011 at 06:05 PM
not available in Peru neither! fuck!
Posted by: Tripp | April 03, 2011 at 08:57 PM
this is another best question:
How do you hide all the comments that distract so much!
Posted by: Fer | April 03, 2011 at 09:50 PM
I am very angry. I'm trying to find the sailor tee that Johnny always wears because I have always wanted it but I can't find it anywhere :'( Not even on google!
Posted by: DrinkMilk | April 03, 2011 at 10:08 PM
I can´t watch the episode with so much comments, they don´t let me watch the whole effects and shit! I guess I have to wait for the dvd release. It not worth it watching it missing all the cool detail!
Posted by: Fer | April 03, 2011 at 10:37 PM
FYI, the joost shout outs covering the screen are really annoying. 80% of the shout outs are complaints about shout outs.
Posted by: Ryan | April 04, 2011 at 09:44 AM
those pesky and highly annoying "shouts" are being dealt with now, a/k/a having the shit slapped out of them. we have since been informed that they will allegedly be removed with the release of two more new segments tomorrow.
Posted by: dickhouse | April 04, 2011 at 01:26 PM
All these separate clips are so annoying. There is a disclaimer before and after each one! It SUCKS!
Posted by: Russel | April 04, 2011 at 02:56 PM
The Jackass 3.5 DVD Will come out two months from april fools day. Just look on joost, thats when the video contract expires.
Furthermore i'd like to say fuck you guys for signing a deal with joost because this format blows. Hope they paid out the ass for it and go bankrupt. I'll be watching old cky videos on google until the dam 3.5 dvd drops.
on the upside big black is back and black in an hour and a half...
Posted by: Disgruntled Irish | April 04, 2011 at 05:58 PM
Jackass better make a 4th one, if I had that kind of fame I would do some crazy ass shit....but I love all of them, and I dont care as long as they're doing something, you cant always get what you want, its their work they can do whatever the fuck they want with it, if you really care about jackass than you wont mind looking forward to new jackass clips every tuesday and friday.
Posted by: Radu Postolache | April 09, 2011 at 02:44 AM
Dear Jackass fans and the stupid Joost.com,
For further information, there WAS a channel in youtube.com that downloaded the jackass 3.5 videos. This channel posted 2 videos, part 1 and part 2, but thanks to the bitching and stupid selfish attitide of Joost.com, this channel had to delete Its videos. However, you can check the channels response to the email youtube sended. The channel is called Jackass3point5,
Thanks, hope Jackass comes in June or May in DVD from!
Posted by: Unkown Kid 65 | April 12, 2011 at 05:10 PM
this "release" is fucking bullshit and dickhouse knows it. no one wants to watch a movie scene by scene over a couple of months
Posted by: way to go | April 25, 2011 at 02:44 PM
Jenny it is not being "desperate" it is being a FAN and buying the merchandice for our collections.You can go back to your Let's jump on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon now and have a nice day!
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