You're familiar with how the jock-appreciation crowd starts foaming at the mouth whenever cheerleaders take the field for downtime amusement purposes, correct? Well, that's exactly how camera nerds act, too, whenever they're in the presence of technological greatness. For example, our high speed day of reckoning in Pennsylvania, when the Phantom HD Gold camera was first unveiled to all on our crew. I swear, Jesus Christ Himself could've come down from the puffy white clouds above and delivered the Rocky to end all Rocky's to Johnny Knoxville's elusive head and it still wouldn't have phased the Phantom's newly devout disciples as they beheld their new digital God, prostrating themselves before its 1000fps of sheer HD awesomeness.
Speaking of awesome, life really is an odd box of chocolates. As a young boy I was more than passionately entranced by the world famous Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, yet as an adult male I continually find myself drawn to abso-fucking-ludicrous jackass 3.5 situations such as these. Stupid is as stupid does, I suppose, but I honestly wouldn't have it any other absurd way.
Know how to do the "Belly Roll"? Prefer your molds to be jiggling and gelatinous? Keep counting down the seconds to the June 14th release of jackass 3.5 on DVD, or feast upon the unrated buffet of clips now on joost.com.
(Photos by Sean Cliver; Pennsylvania 2010)