In a digital world gone mad there's only one thing we can really do: add a touch of the stupids. And what better way to sanitarily touch our stupids than with a slap-appy version of the far from national best-selling book jackass: 10 years of stupid that has been specially designed for the iPad. For those of you that already own the hardback—so hardback—book and consider it to be your most prized possession in the bathroom, please be aware that this is by no means a replacement. It's actually a dumbed-down* yet more digitally robust interpretation. How so? It's like all interactive and shit. How do? Swipe and wipe the historical pages like your ass ... play fun-sized mini-games ... take a gander at all the pretty, high resolution pictures ... goose yourself silly over the Monty Python-esque graphics ... watch classic corresponding moments from the original MTV television series—all for the fun-sized price of $4.99. Check out the app's specs here:
Oh yeah, and while you're at it and all amped on apps, why not download this handy-dandy Dickhouse doohickey for free? That's right, free. You can't beat that with a dick.
* Less of those pesky words if you get my verbose drift.