We're about to get all interactive up in this piece, but first allow me to remind you that if you have not yet picked up your copy of jackass 3.5 the unrated movie on DVD, Blu-ray, VOD or DTO, today is the greatest day to smash a pumpkin and do so. Don't worry, once you're done doing so, you can always come back, come down, and come up with a caption for this shocking jackass 3.5 still featuring Loomis Fall front stunt and center in "Electric Limbo."
No, this is not a contest (I repeat, this is NOT a contest), there are no prizes (nada, zip, nothing at all to speak of whatsoever), and for once you don't have to be a resident of the United States to play along (¡Viva España! O Canada! Huck it in me dumper, mate!), but after a day or two I'll check the comments and call out a few of the more creative captions to catch my eye in a forthcoming dickhouse.tv post (who knows... maybe even Johnny Knoxville himself will pop up and chime in, as he has been known to make the comment rounds in case you never check back after leaving your esteemed opinion steaming on our doorstep). Understood? Good. Then have at it and feel free to post up as many captions as your cortex can mentally poop out.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)
Loomis shits a foot again.
Posted by: Grove | June 15, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Loomis and the gang celebrate the coming together of Knoxville and Steve-O, who watch happily from the sidelines :)
Posted by: Katie Walker | June 15, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Loomis' balls aged faster than him.
Posted by: frakn | June 15, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Nothing better then steve-o in a womans fruit suit
Posted by: Gunner Pollock | June 15, 2011 at 11:51 AM
'If you want this fruit hat, bend over for it' =)
Posted by: Khurram | June 15, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Get low, fuckers!
Posted by: StabTheDrama | June 15, 2011 at 11:53 AM
You're doing it wrong
Posted by: Matt R Hale | June 15, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Hey Guys check out my ass im shittin a foot!!!
Posted by: LJ14 | June 15, 2011 at 11:54 AM
I don't care how flexable the other guys are, my money is on Wee-Man.
Posted by: Alex | June 15, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Loomis might have gone overboard in an attempt to get his five-a-day
Posted by: Elliott Jones | June 15, 2011 at 11:56 AM
If you think what Loomis is doing is shocking, look at Knoxville and Steve-O. (Don't they look lovely together)
Posted by: Oisinkelly | June 15, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Badass Limbo Reception for a Gay Wedding
Posted by: Cjbrockman1331 | June 15, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Bam is a bitch.
Posted by: dirman | June 15, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Limbo the idiot way.
Posted by: WDOA | June 15, 2011 at 11:58 AM
tonight , we're getting fucked up :p
Posted by: najk | June 15, 2011 at 11:58 AM
In the the tradition ceremony in celebration of the union of Steven of O and Johnathan Knoxville. Loomis prepares to start a game of ass ball by shitting out a football that Ryan Dunn stands to receive with oh so much anticipation. For that will not be the only thing being received on this night.
Posted by: Black Ice Alchemist18 | June 15, 2011 at 12:00 PM
HOLY SHIT I SHAT A FOOT
Posted by: applebottomBITCH | June 15, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Metal bar $5
Car Battery $50
Cables $2
Watching Loomis fall on his ass Priceless
Posted by: Lizz | June 15, 2011 at 12:01 PM
"Great, CKY's Shock & Terror Really Isn't Calming Me Down Guys!"
Posted by: Gavin Jonathan Griffiths | June 15, 2011 at 12:03 PM
johny and steve on their wedding
Posted by: rosen | June 15, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Don't do electric avenue ha
Posted by: justin | June 15, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Tonight on Celebrity Couples: Johnny Knoxville and Stephen "Steve-O" Glover throw a party to celebrate their honeymoon, Jackass-style!
Posted by: Savannah Wilson | June 15, 2011 at 12:13 PM
wait, NONE of us are actually gay?
Posted by: Scott | June 15, 2011 at 12:16 PM
F*cking Vultures!
Posted by: jakob | June 15, 2011 at 12:17 PM
electrical tropical limbo to a few of asses
Posted by: eduardo cardenas | June 15, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Without a question of a doubt,
I've check all of Dickhouse out.
You're the finest thing I've ever seen,
Please please Steve-o be my queen~
Posted by: Art Block | June 15, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Loomis has to hold in a nasty dump while play electric limbo to see how low he can go before he goes in his pants haha
Posted by: Nikki | June 15, 2011 at 12:29 PM
As the newly wed gay couple, to the right, enjoy a traditional ceremony "Fried Limballs" in honor of their Wedding Day! On the Exotic Island of Dickhouse, you can feel the electricity in the air!! It appears all the natives are enjoying this famous couples union! Congratulations to the New 'Mr.& Mr. Knoxville', may you enjoy a lifetime of love and laughter~!! The natives have a time-honored saying; "Happy Wife, Happy Life"....so to Steve O ...the Dickhouse Island Natives are thrilled to be giving you a set of the Ancestral Wedding Gift....hand made knee pads from coconuts and palm leaves!!!
Posted by: Karen | June 15, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Loomis, put it away! I can c your third leg;)
Posted by: shyan | June 15, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Pole dancing you doing it wrong :D
Posted by: Gergo | June 15, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Having been banned from every island paradise in the Caribbean, the Jackass boys make due with what they have so a good time is had by all... Until of course someone said, "Hey, I have an idea that will make limbo more fun!"
Posted by: Acid_Wit | June 15, 2011 at 12:37 PM
What do you think is scaring him more? The electric pole our all his friends behind him who you know just are thinking about pushing him into it.
Posted by: brandon barthelmas | June 15, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Loomis air humping an eletric pole while shitting out a foot at Steveo and Knoxville's wedding.
Posted by: J.B-W | June 15, 2011 at 12:58 PM
This is the last time I RSVP to invites from a sober fruit in a headdress and matching skirt.
Posted by: Niemasross | June 15, 2011 at 01:03 PM
Ehren: "achoo!"
Bam: "nice ass Loomis" :D
Knoxville: *swoon* "hold me Steve-o before his sexiness makes me faint!"
Dave thinking: "Man, I really gotta poop!"
Posted by: ballz2u | June 15, 2011 at 01:06 PM
You gotta shit it too win it
Posted by: Graciee | June 15, 2011 at 01:17 PM
Who ever stews it up he best gets to eat Steve-Os banana:) but wait which one? ;)
Posted by: Graciee | June 15, 2011 at 01:19 PM
I meant to say who ever screws it up the best gets to eat Steve-Os banana:) but wait... Which banana are we talking about?
Posted by: Graciee | June 15, 2011 at 01:20 PM
Is this really how Loomis fucks his ladies? Tut tut tut no wonder none of them come to toss his salad again:/
Posted by: Graciee | June 15, 2011 at 01:25 PM
Steve-o in a fruit suit. Enough said
Posted by: Jedwards | June 15, 2011 at 01:26 PM
Loomis really wants to toss Steve-Os fruit salad:)
Posted by: Graciee | June 15, 2011 at 01:26 PM
^^ u can see ge really wants to by his third leg
Posted by: Graciee | June 15, 2011 at 01:39 PM
I really think you guys are fuck't and stupid and crazy but you are still awsum, maybe you should come to SA and do something here..haha
Posted by: ella4romSA | June 15, 2011 at 01:41 PM
Where's Bunny the Lifeguard when you really need him?
Posted by: Bryan | June 15, 2011 at 01:46 PM
I haven't seen jackass 3.5... (I will as soon as possible) but I still get the picture!!!
It's facking awesome!
Posted by: Cheyenne | June 15, 2011 at 02:09 PM
Peer preesure is a bitch
Posted by: Matt Jones | June 15, 2011 at 02:48 PM
let me put a foot up your ass!...oh...wait...someone already did.
-steve o
Posted by: caRTER babb | June 15, 2011 at 03:18 PM
The weight of Loomis' LegDick really began to take it's toll, until he could hold it in no longer . . . .
Posted by: Hothoney79 | June 15, 2011 at 04:24 PM
This is how it would have gone down if the Jackass guys had discovered electricity.
Posted by: Ballz2u | June 15, 2011 at 05:06 PM
Just another normal day on the set of Jackass.
Posted by: Ballz2u | June 15, 2011 at 05:07 PM