What better way to polish off the weekly knob than with a "back to school" photo of Chris Pontius, a/k/a "Party School Boy"! Yes, summer is indeed a faded rose (at least up here in yon northern hemisphere), but that's no reason not to hit the classrooms with 110-percent back in black aplomb*. After all, you know darn well who has the biggest balls of them all—not to mention the respective bat to match.
* aplomb (əˈpläm; əˈpləm) noun: self-confidence or assurance, esp. when in a demanding situation: e.g. Jeff passed a fucking assload of gas with aplomb.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)