Living in the jungle is everything you would expect it to be and for that sole reason I was unable to properly commemmorate the day Lance Bangs came to be in the world. It was yesterday, Thursday, September 8, and knowing Lance there's probably some bizarre hitch that comes along with it. What it may be, I have no idea, but that's what is so great about Lance. Just when you think you know how his mind and body run, he throws an unexpected curve ball—and usually when the camera is on, bless him. So happy belated birthday, Lance. Hope this big bowl of dicks doesn't throw your body into a conniption fit or anything!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)





happy b-day
Posted by: Andrew Roberts | September 09, 2011 at 01:30 PM
Happy BDAY dude have a great!
Posted by: René P | September 09, 2011 at 01:32 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAVE FUN DUDE
Posted by: MIKE VONSTOCKHAUSEN | September 09, 2011 at 01:34 PM
Happy Birthday !! <3
Posted by: Francis Kluba | September 09, 2011 at 01:34 PM
Feliz cumpleaños!
Posted by: Facundo | September 09, 2011 at 01:37 PM
Happy birthday---- cuidado vomitas en el pastel.Lance...
Posted by: oscar | September 09, 2011 at 01:37 PM
Hope it was a good one :)
Posted by: Laura Z | September 09, 2011 at 01:38 PM
Happy birthday!!
Posted by: Jacqi Bush | September 09, 2011 at 01:38 PM
Happy Birthday!!! :)
Posted by: beth | September 09, 2011 at 01:40 PM
HAPPY BORTHDAY MAN!!!!!
Posted by: Even juvik | September 09, 2011 at 01:43 PM
feliz aniversario
Posted by: joao guimaraes | September 09, 2011 at 01:43 PM
happy bday :)
Posted by: krista | September 09, 2011 at 01:46 PM
Happy Birthday, Lance!!!
Posted by: ollie brunton | September 09, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Alles gute aus Deutschland!
Posted by: Sid Hinrichs | September 09, 2011 at 01:50 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY..........xD
Posted by: DJEVIL666INSIDE | September 09, 2011 at 01:56 PM
happy Birthday I youI will follow you from France. ;) !!!
Posted by: welcome to jackasssssss!!! | September 09, 2011 at 02:00 PM
Feliz cumpleaños
Posted by: Jtoro | September 09, 2011 at 02:03 PM
yeah lance!
Posted by: nick baker | September 09, 2011 at 02:05 PM
enjoy the dicks!
Posted by: DiZaN | September 09, 2011 at 02:14 PM
Happy Birthday ! ;)
Posted by: Caroll-ann | September 09, 2011 at 02:21 PM
dude whats up with all the efin dilldoes man are you guys like homosexuals?.
Posted by: jonathan ruiz | September 09, 2011 at 02:24 PM
i hope you enjoy youre present lmao (:
Posted by: frankie | September 09, 2011 at 02:31 PM
happy birthday man
Posted by: Carlos | September 09, 2011 at 02:39 PM
happy birthday dude with all ur dick
Posted by: juan | September 09, 2011 at 02:53 PM
Happy Birthday Lance Bangs. I think you officially have the best name in the world. Is it real, does anyone know?
Posted by: Steve | September 09, 2011 at 03:01 PM
Happy yesterday birthday <3
Posted by: Mariah | September 09, 2011 at 03:19 PM
happy late birthday lance. i hoped you had a good one.
Posted by: Emily Curlin | September 09, 2011 at 03:45 PM
happy birthday lance
Posted by: gerardo | September 09, 2011 at 04:29 PM
happy birthday lance. always wear condoms ok....
Posted by: neil anthony manlosa | September 09, 2011 at 05:39 PM
Happy b-day live the show make another movie please :):):):):)!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: Jack Ass | September 09, 2011 at 07:07 PM
..And happy b-day Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Paige | September 10, 2011 at 12:34 AM
jeez..wish i could put a profile picture up...cant figure out how...too many drinks for Sir Lance A Lots B-day for us to figure that one out...sorry Lance lost of girls..not enough technological brains bahaha!!!!!.....next time though!
Posted by: Paige | September 10, 2011 at 01:56 AM
...lost of girls?...only freakin one who caught that...f*n drunk girls....they are lovin ur pic though Lance!!!! Come to Canada..girls love Jackasses here!! lol
Posted by: Paige | September 10, 2011 at 01:58 AM
Happy belated Birthday wishes Lance, hope U enjoed ur day. "Live Long and Prosper". Blessings.
Posted by: Laura | September 10, 2011 at 01:51 PM
Happy belated Birthday wishes Lance, hope U enjoed ur day. "Live Long and Prosper". Blessings.
Posted by: Laura | September 10, 2011 at 01:53 PM
Happy Birthday Lance!!
Posted by: Felicia | September 10, 2011 at 08:22 PM
happy birthday^^
Posted by: james | September 11, 2011 at 12:31 AM
que te la pases de poca madre jaja muchos dias de estos
Posted by: tere | September 11, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Happy Birthday, oh brave one! You are a huge part of the Jackass family, because I know on every release, you will be in a shot, puking your guts out! Much love!
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Posted by: Dada | October 15, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Sadly, the footage of me fnlailg over in the dark using 0 lux on my camera is lost. I found some of the night vision footage, but that particular section has been recorded over, it seems.
Posted by: Yolanda | October 15, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Lance is the reason why so many dinaeosgd with cancer are survivors ..NOT VICTIMS! Not any other athlete in the world has been tested like he has .not any other celebrity in the world has dedicated their lives to fight cancer globally like he has! Lance has nothing to prove..I hope I'm half the human he is everytime I ride my bike for a cause!
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