Ah, son of a bitch... Despite the standard "Orange Alert" I normally assume when it comes to all "information" posted on Wikipedia, I've been hoodwinked and pantsed by the good edjucated people that see fit to misinform the global populace. So yeah, it was not Lance Bangs' birthday on Thursday, September 8, as erroneously stated earlier today. But, as he factually pointed out on via Facebook, it's still nice to receive multiple days of well-wishing throughout the year, especially when you're not held accountable for it in Carousel* terms. Sorry for jumping the birthday gun, Lance!
* This is a pop-culture reference that serves only to say that I started running years ago and have not yet been caught. If anything, just make sure you see the original Logan's Run (1976) before some shit farm** in Hollywood decides to do a remake.
** Goddamnit ... I asterisked too soon. Apparently there is a remake already in the works and it's being redelivered in 2014. Mayans don't fail me now.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)
oh! its not his birthday???? lance dont wear condoms ok....
Posted by: neil anthony manlosa | September 09, 2011 at 07:39 PM
look at lance face :)
Posted by: john paul | September 09, 2011 at 08:41 PM
Ah, the bowl of dildos. Such a beautiful sight.
Posted by: Sarah | September 09, 2011 at 09:13 PM
YUM LAncey. Let's see you taste them in "#4"
Posted by: Randal | September 09, 2011 at 10:19 PM
Hey Guys!!!!
Totally unrelated to the lovely picture of the dildos! But if your ever in Canada I suggest you check out the insane town of Hamilton...
I am a CEO and by no definition of the word I am a Cunning Entertainer of Operations!!!!! My city is in need of an entertaining group such as yours...young demographic....totally in need of a pick-me-up...from the excessive hangovers..no doubt..
In all honestly e-mail me and I will give you the specifics!!!
Posted by: Paige | September 10, 2011 at 12:32 AM
dude. without Ryann jack ass won't be what it should. I doubt there will be a 4...
Posted by: cameron | September 10, 2011 at 01:00 AM
@cameron i think they will continue dunn would be super pissed if he knew they stopped on his account
Posted by: rickjamesbitch | September 10, 2011 at 05:43 AM
Well, that's bungle in the jungle! (Look on the bright side: The farthest you could possibly been off is 364 days. That's not TOO mortifying.)
Posted by: Laura Z | September 10, 2011 at 05:45 AM
*HAVE been off. (See, we all screw up sometimes, especially when we forget to take our gingko biloba!)
Posted by: Laura Z | September 10, 2011 at 05:47 AM
Dude. You speak(type) like a seven year old. Love Jackass, but get a better writer.
Posted by: dickhouse | September 10, 2011 at 09:55 PM
No! It's fun to read when it's like that.
Posted by: Mariah | September 11, 2011 at 07:42 PM
he has such a look, as if these dildo to shove him in the ass!))
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Oh friggin well, Happy Birthday!
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