Ah, son of a bitch... Despite the standard "Orange Alert" I normally assume when it comes to all "information" posted on Wikipedia, I've been hoodwinked and pantsed by the good edjucated people that see fit to misinform the global populace. So yeah, it was not Lance Bangs' birthday on Thursday, September 8, as erroneously stated earlier today. But, as he factually pointed out on via Facebook, it's still nice to receive multiple days of well-wishing throughout the year, especially when you're not held accountable for it in Carousel* terms. Sorry for jumping the birthday gun, Lance!
* This is a pop-culture reference that serves only to say that I started running years ago and have not yet been caught. If anything, just make sure you see the original Logan's Run (1976) before some shit farm** in Hollywood decides to do a remake.
** Goddamnit ... I asterisked too soon. Apparently there is a remake already in the works and it's being redelivered in 2014. Mayans don't fail me now.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)