'Tis be the season when we put our anal spirits on hold and break out in mild to severe rashes of holiday cheer. On mumps! On measles! On polio and pox! But don't break out in a hot mess of eczema just yet, because we've got this fine looking piece of ornament ass to adorn your Christmas tree with this December. "But wait," you ask, "Could I possibly give it as a gift? Will this jackass holiday ornament make the absolute perfect gift?" The answer is hell yes, because no true love in his right mind would ever give a significant other a fucking partridge in a pear tree. That's stupid. And if you're gonna be stupid, everyone knows it's gotta be jackass. So stop jingling your bells, whip out that credit card, and place your online order today for the jackass holiday ornament.
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