correction... make that over 10,000,000 page views

From the tiny Potemkin villages I construct out of words on this site, you may have already figured out I list to the dumb side. But apparently I'm super goddamn stupid, too. Yes, genious that I am, I've made a slight numerical error. No surprise, considering I dropped out of algebra to fart around more with art in high school, but you'd still think I'd be able to properly read a statistic considering there's no real math required to do so. The long and the short of all this nonsense being, what I first read as over 1,000,000 page views was actually over 10,000,000—a slight difference, no*? Stupid no comma having number... [see Exhibit A].

Anyway, no sense crying over spilled milk—cow, goat, soy, almond, breast or lactic whatevs—especially when I have the power to point toward our online apparel store and decree a re-discount be given to re-commemorate our re-realized stats. So, here's what we're gonna do:

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** Laugh your ass off on that, Dania!***

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/Quote "*** It's days like these I do really miss that dysfunctional jackassworld.rip community spirit."

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