This week The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee celebrates sportsmanship—more importantly, the lack of. For every Peyton Manning, who is as classy as they come, there is a Billy Martin, Milo Savage, or my sister Lynne. Martin is the only professional coach in any sport I'm aware of that has a win/loss record for fighting. For the record, he won way more than he lost. For more about legendary poor sports click on the links below. And, as always, my apologies for "joke time." Wahoo!!
Knoxville
celebrating sportsmanship
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| (We're Not) The Jet Set – John Prine & Iris Dement |
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| Open the Door, Homr – Bob Dylan and the Band |
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| Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys – Karen O |
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This is fun like nothing cousins'!
Posted by: Eddie | November 05, 2011 at 11:31 AM
SADLY ENOUGH YOU BASTARDS JUST MONROED ME , you fuckers
Posted by: whodouthink | November 05, 2011 at 02:07 PM
ADAM MONROE-- the Superhero , I guess it has it's advantages but not my cup of tea sadly tea there Teabagger
Posted by: whodouthink | November 05, 2011 at 02:18 PM
I guess I'm pretty close to the FLASH TOO -- Did you even see me coming through ? They called me a Retard yep
Posted by: whodouthink | November 05, 2011 at 02:26 PM
too dang much cinema shit for a while maybe, I really don't fuckin know that shit gets old after a while
Posted by: THEFATBASTARNE | November 05, 2011 at 03:32 PM
GUYNE-- They're already trying the Dyrdek I think , I don't think I'm gonna go full Retard on that one -- Put in a good word up here somewhere Get me some of your guys' stuff Maybe it's the Non bitch shit that I need , but Bitch of the World is fun I'm a few cups of coffee away from 3D land I'm guessing
Posted by: Fatbastard | November 05, 2011 at 07:54 PM
Knoxville-- Being you was good , I would like that stuff back I'd rather be out there in California with you guys I used to be fairly good at guitar, but was gettin shit on at the same time , so yeah
Posted by: Fatbastard | November 05, 2011 at 08:08 PM
not really good but I could play a bit , GUY NE-- Want some Hot Tamales YO! Have Rob Dyrdek put up an anonymous email contact so I can give him some shit Fuckin gay ass light blue sucks
Posted by: Fatbastard | November 05, 2011 at 08:15 PM
Well I guess -- Don't want to be Rob's Bitch either , fuckin MIND READER give me a break -- that would be a BOR -- which would be fat too therein lies the problem too much tweetin and eatin SHIT SHIT SHIT The Cops and New York even Used Dyrdek to Take down a Fat BOR , formally BOI, BOO, BON BON , BOM ,BOD-- always BOW
Posted by: Fatbastard | November 05, 2011 at 08:36 PM
Wow U guys R just hilarious. How can sex while falling be any fun when sticking the landing is the best part hah hah :D. Johnny U R a trip, U sound really sexy. R U really really as sexy as U sound? Umm! Love U guys.
Posted by: Laura | November 05, 2011 at 08:47 PM
Better off a fuCKIN JEWSUS I GUESS
Posted by: ALGDGS | November 06, 2011 at 03:07 AM
The Big Di*ks Happy Family
Posted by: ndrey | November 06, 2011 at 05:44 AM
Oh fuck this--- I'll stick with batman and the nerds and all you people , Dyrdek is better than this shit , Fuck Bag n Sack if you get what I mean Stay outta MO and probably OMa , bunch of fuckin retards When Trashmen run the town you know you have a problem and when they make you think you're an animal FUCKIT OLD isn't the Word for this , I'll stick with fuckin Batman any day over this shit So which one is it really Republican or Democrat that I'm missin ? Even the goodboy shit isn't GOODBOY it's fucked up
Posted by: fuckinbastard@yahoo.com | November 06, 2011 at 08:56 AM
Guy NE-- White -- non racist , but still able to call someone a name if they fuck me over --- tell em thanks for trying to take advantage of a little fat girl or boy whatever it is up here , air force and the damn army You wanna get me out of GIzzard world how about SAMICH , Larry the cable guy , and Country shit , Fair Grounds maybe? what the fuck hell even the damn china man beats the fuckers in my neighborhood , It's probablyt the shit down by Texarkana Try maybe just white period probably missin a
Posted by: fuckinbastard@yahoo.com | November 06, 2011 at 10:09 AM
picture Yosemite Sam , but crunched up a lot more with his head up his ass, and his brains rotting away because of the fluid around it , and a huge fat ass , That's the fucking truth YOu thank all my fucking neighbor ass fucks , I went through a lot of shit just so this didn't happen --- FUCK EVERYONE You wanna walk through , I know what hell is like , they even tried to make me think it was fuckin heaven none of it was Heaven it was all Hell at the moment I'm not too big on FUckinG RAP -- and I don't like any of my fuckin neighbros Never DID , I don't like fuckin Nebraska NEVER FUCKING DID and I hate FUCKING WHoever the FUCK IT IS THAT DID THIS SHIT TO ME YOU FUCKIN BITCHES AND I AIN"T TALKING ABOUT WOMEN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS I NEVER FUCKING LIKED MINNESOTA WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DO THIS SHIT TO ME WE WILL NEVER FORGET FUCKING FUCKS MERRY FUCKING XMASS I TOLD YOU I HATED THE FUCKING COMPUTER AND FUCKING SHITHEAD AND ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE I don't like FUcking Motorcycle ANGELS OR MOMMIES OR FUCKING WINDOW FUCKS or Fucking DIckheads From Nebraska who think their shit don't stink WELL IT STINKS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 11:22 AM
I'll probably be fucking up some family members now --- thank the fucking GUM FUCKERS AND ANGELS
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Oh you wanna know what my fucking face feels like , well it's flat , caved into my fucking chest , but there's a huge fucking hole through the middle to the back 3D backwards , and then it's like a fucking flower outside in , with the leaves being sharp pieces of bone overlapping around the outside around my face and neck and put 1 metal rod up through my neck through my lip to the top of my head, and another down kind of cross wise the other way and when some different events happen or people come by , well wrench the fuck out of all those fucking flaps and rods , but hey , they gave me some shitty food to numb it up a bit , and dumb me up and tell me to shut the fuck up , nobody gives a shit , and some more shit , to tell me I don't know , and you're a piece of shit , Piece of shit being key here , because that's part of the fucking problem , why I haven't gotten up , but Yep and on top of that , fucking making me think it's a fucking Test , FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS , I needed some fucking coffee and everyone fucking knows it THat's supposed to be a fucking party , while fucking with me on top of it and not letting me even be close to myself THanks and oh the church shit here in Omaha, that SHIT < OMAHA CHURCH FUCKIN GAME THAT"S FUCKING LAME ASS FUCKIN SHIT
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 11:55 AM
oh and Christian that's alright, I'm just talking about the fucked up shit here but the same fuckers that beat me for that beat me to fuckin hate it to, because they're dickheads There's so many fucking assholes in this neighborhood Let's just say the Greater Omaha fucking Area , that includes most suburbs that fuck it back and forth because they like FUCKING RETARDED FAT GIRLS who can't help themselves
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 12:02 PM
oh skinny little white guys do too -- it's called shitty johnny they like to park outside and fatten up this coon and then sell him to the slave traders and PRODUCERS You should write a book about how fucked up Nebraska is , all kinds of fucking retards fucking each other up -- and they mock California up here , but the retards in Omaha and Nebraska , Well There's your sign it's all in the writing above , RETARDED MIDWESTERNERS BLACK AND WHITE and Chinese and AND A FEW MEXICANS< but they usually stay out of it at certain points , Hmmm ain't bitchin about mexicans go figure , oh well not gonna figure it out , but Midwestern cluster fuck it isn't even family , it's Fuckin neighborhood Retards it don't fuckin matter FUCK Producers and COnsumers , that's the fucking Problem ask someone where that shit comes from , probably because I'm still stuck in a fuckin store ask em which store ask somebody about the bitch situation , it's REALLY FUCKIN HAIRY , and I guess Motherfuckers aren't all bad , but it's not all good either Well SHitty Johnny likes to wear a shirt that says Any animal any time any where , Sadly enough it's almost GAY AND BLACK AND FAT at the moment, that's Hell alright
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 12:20 PM
OH but I've been spittin all day , so Probably pretty close to A north Omaha Retard thing Loosenin our belts , So fuckin BOO , might as well add a B and Make it Man BOOBS , and go hang out anywhere in the fuckin Midwest, I hate being a fatass lazy fucker actually I hate all this shit because my fucking neighbors are dicks BIG ASS HAPPY MIDWESTERN GANG BANG AND SADLY ENOUGH Probably can read about it on Craigslist Jesus think you're a dumbass too This is what happens when they treat your mind like a machine and they can fuck with it , that's why you never go Full RETARD Which that's kind of like callin the kettle black because we're all retarded in the Midwest I wasn't at one time , but now I am That's the new amazing Grace I once was lost but now I'm found , once wasn't retarded , but now I am SO There is no logic in any of this right now it's a retarded cluster fuck NEBRASKA AND IOWA STYLE Fat women screwing skinny white guys , and trying to fuck a guy who tried to stay out of it all , but got fucked ask someone else the story Yosemite Sam doesn't even have a fuckin clue anymore except that I can't stop eatin and some swingers are havin a meet and greetin and NOBODY GIVES A SHIT but sadly enough I wanted to say I'm as free as a bird BIRD's the Word -- so Must be Creighton stuff in there too but the hospitals are fucked up too here , well that's a whole nother ball game FUCK HORSES < FUCK DOGS < FUCK ANIMALS , THAT"S THE PROBLEM HORSES HORSE SHIT that's always the problem what the fuck I should've stuck with the damn President , I'm Still daring you bastard to come fucking help me out fuck COME ON Man! oh guess we got some las vegas fear and loathing SHIT DAMN
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Here's a band for ya -- Shitty Johnny and the Mexicans aka Apple Bottoms (a tribute to St. Joseph, MO) tracks: 1- Load up the burritos and Iron 2- Barefoot , Pregnant , and a Corona 3- My ass is the same size as yours , but my heads not up it 3) what do you want POS or Apple Bottoms or is it all the same because you're still watching fucking SNL and haven't moved in fucking 2 years
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 12:51 PM
OH 5) 5th track special track IT"S ALL THE SAME because they fucked with my shit by the end you wonder which store you really should have went to and what the fuck happened but yep still the same thing sugar coated pile of shit , which really isn't good , that's why I don't like this shit
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Guy NE -- I guess you got it right -- too fat to fly guess they turned me into ALAN WADE for a bit here too
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 01:00 PM
GUessin you guys don't give a shit either -- which was expected -- Well tell the Air Force I guess maybe they're not fat fucks or maybe somebody else that isn't big on Fat asses
Posted by: FUCKMEHARD | November 06, 2011 at 01:15 PM
Oh-- and for a Football commentary-- Well Harry Carey style - go figure , I just went through a round of Bill Clinton , and Billy Bob Thornton (Retard Movie) -- but anyways -- The Mormons and White christians who like sunshine and milk , they're playing the Big Black Jews and Baptists who like Protein and don't like sunshine much , and there are some Mexicans and harley riders tailgating in the parking lot I'm guessing they're catholics , they just like to sit and eat chicken wings and tacos , and Shitty Johnny , well he's staying out of it , he's just the waterboy for the Baptists , The fire department and state patrol , they're on the sidelines waiting for someoen to get hurt , there's a kid in the stands who's pouting , while he watches the cheerleaders ( who are nurses) who are trying to get him excited because it's his birthday , waiting for him to get up and take off all his clothes and go streak across the field and flip off all of the players because he just can't take it anymore because the game sucks and those damn nurses are irritating , and there are the Mexicans and Bikers and Baddasses in the parking lot , they like to sit back and watch , they'd rather be eating chicken wings and tacos , and Above it all the silver surfer or superman goes whirring by , because they shut the little kid up , and killed his dream , Don't listen to the old fucks or cheap fucks -- where are the police , down at the doughnut shop , there's a whole other Game going on with them, , which is probably a lot better than that one , The old guys call it Fantasy Football , and then there's the other people they're down at the Ballet , wining and dining , which is really a cover up for the after hours 69ing , with nice suits and flowers , and see even this right now , is bullshit , GOT SHIT ON BY somebody trying to save a buck all these people , half of them didn't give a shit , they didn't care, it was the guys who like calling everyone assholes , they're trying to get me to call everyone assholes again , that army and Mexican shit , FUCK THE FUCK MEXICANS AND ARMY - That shit too, there's different army stuff , they didn't give a shit if he was even right in the fucking head , You need to work you stupid fuck We ain't even gonna let you eat , Possibly Better off being a Bitch and Even if you're ridin Dirty --- The police still some of them know what the hell you're up to , they're probably just fucking with you a little bit, which I gotta give em credit, they get on camera , and they're alright too , some I think , but they fucked me up here again, Ain't no rest for the wicked , Stay away from fucking Chevy's and SHitty's they are shitty , better off with Batman and the Nerds , and I still didn't get any help , just more shit but that's what they always did to me here , this is why I left Because my family and Omaha Hates a dreamer and especially this fucking neighborhood AMEN and it isn't even me and the Police and Military or whoever it was in Arkansas and some in a few other states, they showed me something different , even Omaha did too , but always gotta be people to shit on a Parade and I won't ever be home , and everyone knows it , Should've stayed white , and christian , or whatever the hell it was the people in my Neighborhood never liked me anyways they just fucked with me , same with where I came from I guess I was wrong , I was hoping for a dream , but they put the cork on the bottle , I liked Wizard of OZ , not Jeannie actually I liked a lot of things, here they took all of that away , Tell em where they helped me see something , Thanks maybe it's the not Bitching stuff ad
Posted by: gofigure | November 06, 2011 at 03:19 PM
Guy NE-- oh be sure to thank the soccer moms for spurring little johnny on and getting him to the game and teaching him to write such nice essays Guess it's time to Fly again soon
Posted by: gofigure | November 06, 2011 at 03:20 PM
oh be sure to thank little johnny "the stump" backhoe , thanks to Fucking ARMY GUY RETARD , but thank his parents that they shit on him too , and even they rubbed it in with some Cheesecake factory that's why you fuck White fucking Racist fucking Christians so THank em in NEBRASKA Guessing parents are the Same as the governor and the mexicans who fucked me over many times and even got the car before as well oh well Thank YOU Guess they like em black Fat and with cheesecake for brains THANK YOU MOM DAD AND THE WHOLE FUCKING STATE BYE
Posted by: gofigure | November 06, 2011 at 03:25 PM
SHOULD've Stayed outlaw Country , not hillbilly country , I guess there's a difference , Fucked up Samich head , that actually is retarded , OMG fucking Larry the Cable guy , no wonder I'm a fatass , don't eat the fucking biscuits and sausage , well Probably still am a little outlaw country just too fucked up oh well bye you and Rob and everybody are better than this shit Tell fucking Larry the Cable GUY he's a fucking RETARD -- A TOTAL FUCKING RETARD FUCK MINNESOTA AND FUCK WHITEY not sure about that exactly but fuck this side of fucking minnesota DO ME A FAVOR And go shit on some Pennsylvanians for me
Posted by: gofigure | November 06, 2011 at 03:40 PM
they should jump into a pool of super glue buy the big tubs and dump it and someone like stevo shoild jump in and he would be stuck together :)
Posted by: Anthony Rizzuto | November 06, 2011 at 06:20 PM
Oh -- and if anyone knows anyone who gives a damn -- I can't swallow but I can't feel it because of what they've fucking done
Posted by: fatbastardcatinabox | November 06, 2011 at 06:29 PM
Obviously the big 3 gas stations aren't even the point either , and I've demonstrated that half you fucks WERE WRONG Where am I ? YOU TELL ME RIGHT? SQQQQQQQQQUUUUEEEAAAAALLLLLL Like a pig -- it actually isn't a reference to cops -- it might as well be dog , cat , bird, turd DOesn't much matter what you call it Is that an Orgasm coming on? NOPE that's my eyes rolling back in my head, while the OXYGEN CUTS OFF , because I"m loaded with SHIT AND A FUCKING RETARD LITERALLY THANK YOU THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T RIDE HARLEY AND DON"T CHEW CAREFREE and it's not even MINNESOTA -- we have a little lift off for DYRDEK here -- Nnnnnooopppeee "GENE Jr. " DO I HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH ANY OF THE PEOPLE MENTIONED IN ANY OF MY WRITINGS NOPE -- because I don't know where the hell I'm at , and what they've done to me exactly , except that I'm a fatass fuckin blogger at the moment , and I was forced into stopping drinking coffee, because they switched my shit around , obviously to cause me problems , PROBABLY TOO MUCH FUCKING GOLF SHIT and no coffee-- Wanna talk to someone about getting me some stuff that isn't GOLF AND some stuff that might be a little different than ask , but not sure if I even have the coffee for ASK
Posted by: oh how the shit trails Stink | November 07, 2011 at 05:53 AM
Sadly enough --- Tell old Bill CHOTT that SOME MISSOURI -- Well you did a good job to try to Extinguish the word RETARD -- but Sadly Enough I'm guessing it is MISSOURI PARTLY that Brought it back Courtesy of the real asshole Rednecks , but if I am calling them assholes I'm probably an asshole myself , so figure out who the Assholes are who like to call everyone Retards too , they're Probably out Tailgating , not the Mexicans and Sadly enough I had other Missouri stuff that wasn't the ASSHOLE RETARD STUFF
Posted by: oh how the shit trails Stink | November 07, 2011 at 05:59 AM
OH -- actually I'm going to hold off on that one -- Because I might JUST BE A FUCKIN RETARD Improv Shit , Why the hell would I want someone to tell me who I am , Because fucking missouri and that Retard and somebody else NOBODY EVER LET ME FUCKIN CHOOSE what the hell I get to be even now THat's the fuckin Problem you BASTARD He's the fuckin RETARD
Posted by: oh how the shit trails Stink | November 07, 2011 at 06:03 AM
THAT FUCKIN SON OF A BITCH , tell that fuck COME SUCK MY DICK OH GUESS WHAT PEAPOD AND A FUCKIN ONION ARE THE SAME THING TOO , I guess that fuckin Fat bastard BILL CHOTT , he may not call em Retards , but if he knows what he's doing He sure as hell took a cheap shot or takes advantage of retards , or maybe Retards run in packs and Gather together , "CIRCLE up 8 " what is it a fuckin HO-Down -- Guess who? Heeeerrreee''sss Johnny you don't mess with Texas that's all I know , Guess fatasses aren't too different from Pee wee herman either go dance on the fucking bar with a retard monkey suit, THANK EVERYONE FOR KILLING ME ALL THE FUCKS If I even have GOLF SHIT , He's the same as the other fucks , always Free shit , that I can't use anyways , GO FIGURE BECAUSE THAT FAT FUCK IS A DICK
Posted by: oh how the shit trails Stink | November 07, 2011 at 06:21 AM
Guessing you guys don't give a shit either-- They took all the shit I even tried to get to get out of this , and I considered that working for it , because that wasn't even easy , THey gave me shit about working , but wouldn't give me the shit for that , they would put up free shit , that I couldn't use anyways , that would be that fat fuck CHOTT and Free IMPROV FUCK YOU you fuck , MISSOURI BORN ASSHOLES calling the kettle black FUCK GOLF ACTUALLY -- And fuck the bastards who are trying to get me to call women Bitches , that's shit , and that fucker knows who he is and sadly The Cops are in here somewhere too I ain't bitchin much about them either WHO isn't here , GAMERS , FLAMERS , that fuckin COmedian , Too much fuckin Salad and shit , GAMERS < FLAMERS < and the Country Boys taht's the next HIT GROUP , Tracks 1) keep your pants on , we'll just stick it in your mouth 2) Retards - aren't grown up enough to be cowboys 3) Shitty Johnny's in the Marines now - he'll fuck anything that moves 4)ADIDAS-ADIOS - the Marines and Mexicans will Fuck him for callin his mom a bitch and they'll show him what a bitch is 5) Where the hell are the Blacks well They're probably on top of you Naked Because you're a little bitch in their GAME and Fatass Bill CHOTT is sandwiching you on the other side, it's called a GAY ASS GANG BANG MArines/BLACKS/COPS on one side , Bill Chott and some other WHite Guys on the other FUCKING YOUR FACE TILL IT POPS because your dick and ass don't work AND THE OXYGEN CUTS off --- Because You are the BITCH , we'll milk your tits you heifer while we fuck your face Black on one side and white on the other -- NOBODY GIVES A SHIT Except the fuckers who want to take advantage of you or who want you to kill yourself or you can wait till you're dead MYSPACE for Losers you're a fat fuck and too fucking Retarded to even use it , which is probably fortunate because they're dicks too , but the guys down the road , you can go smoke cigars with em and hang out , they'll fuck you in the ass Marine style too they already gave you enough shit
Posted by: oh how the shit trails Stink | November 07, 2011 at 06:59 AM
DEVIL DOG -- I"LL FUCK EM ALL not with my dick , I'll grab you by the fuckin Neck and Make you think you're having an orgasm Because I fuckin hurt or I'll just SAY IT AND YOUR HEAD WILL FUCKING POP WANT SOME FUCKING PANCAKES ? BLACK Queen SHe can Sit in the Corner , the Black King or White King not sure but He ain't dead , He's not fortunate enough to die, He's still standing , Pawns are all sitting Pretty FUCKIN CHESS , Who are the bitches? not the queens , probably the horses THAT FAT FUCK BILL CHOTT < well There'll be a Bridle being put in his mouth , if one isn't already there , and He needs to learn a lesson , The Great thing about MY WORLD is nobody knows how to Play The Game of Chess Like I do , ESPECIALLY Upside down and completely fucking inside out with no rules, but mine ,and I can change those rules any time that I want to, and not even tell you, and when the Kingdom GOES FUCKING CRAZY , REMEMBER YOU DON"T KNOW , You can call me Big Mama or DEVIL DOG , 100 miles per hour and I ain't worried about a blow job or an ass or jack shit , You can KISS MY ASS < YOU CAN KILL ME < I DON"T GIVE A SHIT < I'm already dead I'm to fat to fly so I'll have a fucking Mexican fuck ya , and I'll Have a fucking African go run my errands You fucked me alright How long does this round last Well don't ask that fucking retard BILL CHOTT He can go fuck that chinese shit Too worried about his fuckin dick and fuckin me over Ground control to major Tom -- I just lost my fucking Mind thanks to the fucking DAV and I'm not stopping for them Either
Posted by: Devil DOGS | November 07, 2011 at 07:26 AM
sadly enough it's probably the same thing as Jesus things you're a dumbass, but probably Satan thinks you're a dumbass , but sadly enough you never really can tell , especially now Because it's Pandora's box
Posted by: Devil DOGS | November 07, 2011 at 07:28 AM
LOOKS LIKE We're back in Kansas Sadly enough I don't like Kmart or Sears actually they really suck , and they're also why I don't like Apple , TOO FUCKIN WHITE the wrong shit
Posted by: Devil DOGS | November 07, 2011 at 07:30 AM
FOLLOW THIS BIRDIE DICKHEADS--- EAGLE ( THE COMIC) THE BRITISH COMIC DAN DARE , I'm halfway in Kansas Halfway -- "back in the USSR" --- awe fuck this really got fucked up -- oh well , I'm probably the only one who ever knew how to play this game because nobody knows which doors are opened and which are closed , HEY I'm still daring you guys to come get me , I'm really tired of this shit I guess DAN DARE < MONROE < and unfortunately for a moment Daredevil --- I'm waiting on the Superman one which I have a feeling is going to culminate most all of this , where they'll turn the Pain into POWER and we're going to be Going Silver Surfer as well and from past experience People know that I'm just that fucked up TELL STAN LEE He outdid himself I guess they turned me into Stan Lee for a moment as well Oddly enough I'm guessing they partially at the moment Turned me into one of those RETARDED BIKER CHRISTIANS who can Bend Nails with their bare hands , well I now realize how that works , because I used to do that , and yeah not getting into that this is all what happens when they turn you into a piece of shit like myself at the moment but I was the only RETARDED DUMBASS WHO TRIED TO FIGURE SOME OF IT OUT , I guess sadly enough I guess I better stop saying Retard huh , OMG THIS JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY SOUP
Posted by: SHITSHITSHIT | November 07, 2011 at 08:16 AM
"Merry Christmas," she says, handing me a store bag with a nice new pair of scissors-the same scissors I'd just sold to her earlier. I honestly believe I went into shock. I thanked her profusely and she left and went about her day.
Posted by: True Religion sale | November 13, 2011 at 07:44 PM
I don't often hand out "honorable mentions," but, speaking of putting two things together with some impact, Jeff Danziger deserves a free drink for this devastating bit of cheap humor. And I say "cheap humor" with the greatest respect, because it's not often a cartoonist can crack you up and still make a coherent point.
Posted by: Ugg Shoes Outlet | November 21, 2011 at 08:07 PM
LOOKS LIKE We're back in Kansas Sadly enough I don't like Kmart or Sears actually they really suck , and they're also why I don't like Apple , TOO FUCKIN WHITE the wrong shit
Posted by: Air Jordan Online | December 01, 2011 at 01:15 AM
DEVIL DOG -- I"LL FUCK EM ALL not with my dick , I'll grab you by the fuckin Neck and Make you think you're having an orgasm Because I fuckin hurt or I'll just SAY IT AND YOUR HEAD WILL FUCKING POP WANT SOME FUCKING PANCAKES
Posted by: Air Jordan Online | December 01, 2011 at 01:16 AM
People know that I'm just that fucked up TELL STAN LEE He outdid himself I guess they turned me into Stan Lee for a moment as well Oddly enough I'm guessing they partially at the moment Turned me into one of those RETARDED BIKER CHRISTIANS who can Bend Nails with their bare hands
Posted by: Jordan 11 | December 22, 2011 at 05:29 PM
hahaha .delaware. i always fgoret about that place.a0my girl actually thinks she knows the kid with the green bandana in the back seat, she's from NYC and the surrounding area. these guys are the number one reason why it's great to NOT be from NY/NJ.
Posted by: Themba | May 28, 2012 at 04:45 PM
those guys are the biggest fuikncg bunch of guido meathead toolbox losers I've ever seen!! watching that makes me grateful I don't live anywhere near the fuikncg Jersey shore, Staten Island, or anywhere in the Tri-State area for that matter.
Posted by: Sallhaden | May 28, 2012 at 06:48 PM
As my late grandma-in-law from the Bronx used to sing to me over the phone every November:"Happy Boithday to you, happy boahtdiy to you, happy boahtdiy dear [copyranter], happy boahtdiy to you."
Posted by: Natty | May 30, 2012 at 06:45 PM
Fucking porn loving name dipporng foodies You should all be forced to wear ankle bracelets so that I can track you and know where not to go. Over here we name our bars and restaurants manly things like THE NITE HAWK or GEORGE'S. I am going to say this once. FOOD IS NOT PUNK ROCK. Not unless you can smoke while you eat it.
Posted by: Valeria | May 30, 2012 at 08:52 PM
San Francisco is the worst city in the US. That's compared to Chicago where lanodlrd disputes lead to people both freezing to death and sweltering to death.San Francisco is cold and heartless. 1 city block is the difference between begging (for a living) in order to get $3.50 for a 40oz of beer and being a multi-millionare.People there are mindless, they will follow you around because they are to stupid to navigate for themselves. Walk 1/2 a block down the street you'll be sure to pick up 2 or 3 morons, then feel free to lead these morons anywhere you want. I was able to drop of a nice couple in a dead end at the inside of a liquor store. Pedistrians teeder on the edge of death every day, fortunatly for them most drivers have figured this out and know to honk and scream. When a pedistrian comes to a crosswalk they know to maybe stop if there is an obstructed path, they know to wait for a light change. After the light changes (regardless of the color/direction) they know it is time to walk again. It's surprising that more people are not hit.Being gay in SF is not just a right, it's a privledge. I dont really mind nor care about this particular issue other than to say that it is just another f-ed up problem that is unique to this pit of hell.
Posted by: Chanchal | May 31, 2012 at 12:57 AM
You know, I wrote the bike off as fucking gone when I found it misnisg. I took a fat chance relying on a cable lock to last an hour in your beautiful city and I lost the bet. I tend to believe it was a fluke incident, and nothing to spoil my entire outlook over.What has always kept me from getting warm to this city is a prevalent and notoriously rhetoric-deficient belligerence among it's citizens. More than in any other city do I get jostled for enjoying a cigarette on the sidewalk. Thank you for your replies, but they not only fail to change my opinion, but also reinforces it: I still associate San Francisco with a people big on heart and low on brains.
Posted by: Karol | July 05, 2012 at 02:51 AM