The other day it occurred to me that many of you may not even know who this Shanna person may be. She's no stranger here, of course, what with the birthday cake, short jokes and something else of sociological value, but she still may remain an enigma to those of post-jackassworld.rip descent. So today I'd like to shed a bit more light on Shanna, because if you look closely you'll even spy her getting a near lap dance from Wee Man in the credit scroll on jackass 3 during the breakdown in "Afterworld" by CKY. She is, in fact, one of those nebulous "producer" types that holds down the fort at Dickhouse proper. During the holy-shit-we're-still-rolling days of jackassworld.com though, Shanna had her very own Interweb talk show entitled The Purple Pony Chronicles, where she invited special guests to address questions posed by sexually repressed, obsessed or just plain crazed members of the then jackassworld.com community. (By the way, how ya like me now, Flux? Yeah, that's right, I see where you are now ... nowhere! Ha! See you in the cornfield motherFluxer!) So, for the sake of an example, here is Chris Pontius filling in for Shanna on one such program. It's a beast of a time suck, but if you love Chris like we love Chris then you'll certainly set aside some time today for this enlightening and sexy journey down the rabbit hole of his cleavage and, quite possibly, wind up loving yourself in the process...