So it's the day after Christmas. Boxing day to some; discount shopping to others; toilet bowl blow outs for all. Wahoo! Good gravy, did I ever stuff the shit out of my stomach ... only now I'm still waiting for it to pass and go into the porcelain light like a good little Carole Anne, at which point it will most definitely be a joyeux noël for my poor constipation-torn rectum.
Whatever, I'll live to poo another day, so no sense whinging about it now. Instead, let's box the shit out of Boxing Day. And, if I may be so bold, I'd like to recommend jackass: the lost tapes for your optic digestive system. Why this one particular DVD out of so many others? Well, let me count the ways...
1) It came out in 2009, prior to the big brouhahaha brought about by jackass 3D in 2010, so it may not have received the best coming out party possible.
2) It contains (almost) all the loose ends, segments, and transitions from the TV show, as well as numerous never-before-seen loose ends, segments, and transitions that had only appeared on jackassworld.rip.
3) There's this clip with Dimitry and Steve-O that's beyond priceless, making it well worth whatever heavily discounted bargain bin price it's now available for!
Casually intrigued? Easily persuaded? Love "Denim And Leather" by Saxon? Buy jackass: the lost tapes on DVD today! Or tomorrow! Or whenever the uncontrollable urge suits you and your financial instability!