The first time I ever saw Wee Man's bare hammy ass was in the spring of 1993. Earl Parker and I had been dispatched from the offices of Big Brother magazine, then located in the toxic Mayberry of El Segundo, California, to hang out with Wee and Heavy Metal Chuck for an afternoon in Torrance. We went to a duck pond, a backyard pool, and eventually a mall, where he dropped his pants on an escalator. Even then he had airs of being a Lord of the South Bay, and, mark my words, he may just turn out to be the future Sonny Bono of Redondo Beach, California.
Remarkably, I still recall the second time I witnessed his bare bottom ... it was at The Whisky on Sunset Blvd., circa 1994–95. This may have taken place during a Pennywise show, but this may also just be my imagination making it out to be more of a South Bay event then it really was. All I definitely do know is that I was seated up on the second level with Jeff Tremaine when Wee Man found his way onstage below, about-faced, and mooned the crowd, slapping his meaty cheeks for all their worth.
What does any of this have to do with the new year about to break upon us and possibly take a liver or two with it? Shit the fuck if I know. But while searching for that picture perfect Dickhouse image to herald the arrival of 2012, this shot of Wee Man floating in full Porky Pig regalia with airborne wieners galore just seemed to scream, "F' YES!" (The next shot in this sequence screamed something else entirely as nothing was left to the imagination once the frank 'n' beans came into full-frontal view.)
Asses to asses, cuss to cuss. Here's to a new year filled with butts. Cheers!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)
WeeMan!<3
Posted by: JackassLoverFromNorway | December 31, 2011 at 08:59 AM
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Posted by: Barbie Pike | December 31, 2011 at 09:17 AM
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Posted by: krille | December 31, 2011 at 09:22 AM
I EFFING LOVE WEE MAN <3 but.. i love steve-o and his ass more. Sorry Wee! and happy new year y'all!
Posted by: Becca(: | December 31, 2011 at 09:24 AM
12-31-11 12:10pm :O" and I thought I was at this all night through this a.m. IT'S only 9:10 am in CA ..right? Well I tried sending you a TWEET& their Techs are giving Error msgs. & twitter is over capcitated. That's because it's already New Yrs. in Sydney Australia & other Countries. So I sent a msg. through ROGER's (RAW) post on my FB...Not knowing who retrieves the INTEL...so NOW YOU Know. If you added as a friend I can send msgs to you easier. You may not even get RAW's msg. addressed to a few. So get your Happy New Yrs. out there now... I'll be back around 9pm est NYC. 6 pm CA time. WHY is my world clock say you are only 2 hrs. behind NY? I always thought it was 3 hrs. >> OK...whatever...DON'T 'EFFIN DRINK & DRIVE! Stay in & watch Times Sq....that I would never go to..& I live HERE! Just stay safe! No Crazy Driving! I watched late last night '2' & '2.5' LMAO >> AGAIN! HEY to the CREW! PEACE! I tried to send you ROLLING STONE BEST SINGLES of 2011. via Spotify. I don't know if you'll get it...Dickheads seem to only want to deal with FB. I sent it to Twitter as a Share. >>I also sent you a PIX...of the KID(Brett Kelly) in BAD SANTA...with 'SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED' T-shirt! :D That 9 yr. old obese 'KID' in 2003 is NOW 18 & is from Vancouver, Canada. Acting still. HE'S STILL HEAVY! wtf??? Walk the FN Block! He calls himself an ACTOR/DIRECTOR. >>now I saw a film on HBO where this obese kid looks exactly like him but a few yrs. older in 'The Diary of a Whimpy Kid...Roderick Rules.'(filmed in Vancouver) I searched heavily to see if BRETT KELLY (of Canada) is also ROBERT CAPRON named as Actor in HBO. I sent a Tweet & a pix comes up from Feb. 2010 >> SHUT DOWN?? Hahaha Whatever...I just wanted to know what happened to that little shit that makes me LMAO! Maybe I should ask Billy Bob Thorton if he knows if the KID is going by a different actors name. I find it very hard to believe that 2 KIDS are obese & have the same face!
Posted by: Pretender FooFighterfreak | December 31, 2011 at 09:42 AM
12-31-11 TO: WEE MAN...hope you read about the so-called 'GARMENT BAG'...it looks like an 'Effin BODY BAG Dude....RUN WEE RUN!! RUN MFR! RUN for your LIFE! They have plans for you! :D THANKS for your PIX! :D LOVE IT! U R Truly a Riot! hahahahaha Happy New Year! PEACE! >>YO..Sleep with 1 eye open.
Happy New Yr. to ALL at Dickhouse Ent. & the CREW of ASSES!
Posted by: Pretender FooFighterfreak | December 31, 2011 at 09:49 AM
Thanks and the same to you. Greetings from Poland. !! :)
Posted by: Dominik Szymczak | December 31, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Happy New Year Jackass crew! A sad one for sure with the passing of Ryan, but here's hoping for a return of Jackass next year!
Posted by: Jeff | December 31, 2011 at 11:18 AM
A happy new year to cast, crew, fans and friends. Whatever's in the works or in the stars, everybody take good care in 2012! Na zdrowie!
Posted by: Laura Z | December 31, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Ass-tastic!
Posted by: Atkins | December 31, 2011 at 01:38 PM
weeman is coming to all my bottomless parties dressed like a troll :p happy new years
Posted by: Stan Krise | December 31, 2011 at 01:51 PM
jackass...i love the show and movies. I'm starting my own website when i get enough footage. I would love to meet knoxville steveo and bam. Everything about Jackass is great.i'm planning on meeting the crew sometime soon but i live in missouri. If you ever go through missouri let me know. We are constantly getting good footage. I will do anything to meet you guys! If there is any way to meet you tell me!
Posted by: CALVO69 | December 31, 2011 at 11:58 PM
its the new year!!!YAY!!!. i hope all of u jackass crew as a AWESOME year!!!. Coming from: North Carolina.
By the way i LOVE ur movies and i watch them all the time even though i hav seen them like 100 times b4. Also i am only 12 years old and i hav a pic of the jackass crew on my wall!!!
Posted by: Megan C. | January 01, 2012 at 08:12 AM
Weeeeeee!!!!. Let it all hang out. Happy New Year!!!!!!!!
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