What if... Bam Margera became President of the United States? Okay, yeah, that would have to be one fuck of a parallelogram dimension, but that's the whole wacky point of hypotheticals in the first place. But if one day Bam did occupy the Oval Office, which I have no doubt would get a more medieval makeover with an interior design assist by Seth Meisterman, one of the first executive orders to come down the pike would surely be a National HIM Day (which would surely not be recognized by Arizona).
Why in God's purple mountained majesty would he do such a thing? To annoy Johnny Knoxville. Pure and simple. To show his dedication to the antagonizing cause, here's an example of one such afternoon Bam spent on the set of jackass 3D decorating the outside of Knoxville's trailer*. Sure makes me want to rip out the wings of a butterfly, how about you?
* Trailers are by no means a commonly seen thing on any jackass production scene, but in this instance we were camped out on a studio stage for an intensive week of filming the open and close. Hence an unusual amount of idle time for super-focused behaviors and the need for compartmentalized personal spaces in what had to be our largest production crew to date.
(Photos by Sean Cliver; 2010)