When one thinks of rainbows, Judy Garland immediately comes to mind. Or, at the very least, ardent—so ardent—fans of Judy Garland. Well, possibly little people, too, what with one of Hollywood's best kept secrets to this day being Under The Rainbow (1981). But when one thinks of nature in all its fucked up splendor, there is and always ever will be just one synonymous thing: the WBZ—the Wildboyz. So it is with great wildery nostalgia that I point you in the direction of a Pacu fish found in the remote waters of Papua New Guinea. What's up with the Pacu? Oh, nothing much, just a vicious surprise vasectomy procedure if you happen to be out angling for fish and dangling your junk (check out this ball gobbler of a beast here*). That little asshole is just one reason the Wildboyz and their friends—in this case Rick Kosick—only boogie-woogie into dangerous waters when in full cupped protection. Wildboyz, hear me!
* Special thanks to the longtime Wildboyz editor and WBZ fan-for-life Seth Casriel for the heads up. Link you long time, Sethy!
(Photo by Dave England; 2004)