Up until now all we've had to offer you, the Dickhouse enthusiast, was a selection of apparel to show your rainbow pride: regular tees, classic baseball tees, hooded sweatshirts, zip-up hoodies, women's tank tops, and all the various colors, sizes, and gender offerings thereof.
But now, for all you flaming bag-its that love a utilitarian yet fashionable accessory item, we have the official Dickhouse tote bag. What's it good for? Carrying stuff. All sorts of stuff. Well, stuff within reason, that is. An industrial-size carton of water-based lubricant is probably not recommended for the official Dickhouse tote bag; however, an economy-size container should be just fine.
Could it hold at least 16 Fleet enema kits? Yeah, sure, why not.
A proper fistful of tooth removal devices, a/k/a dildoes? Definitely. This tote bag will hold plenty of dildoes for all your dentistry and/or cavity filling needs.
A party pack of Depends? Again, within reason. A party of five, yes; a fraternity house at Washington University in St. Louis, MO, no.
It's all a matter of common sense in the end. Just know that it will kick the knish out of any other tote bag you might have thrust at you while walking the floor at the San Diego Comic Con this coming summer.
Fun bag-it fact: Wee Man used to work as a bagger at a grocery store in Hermosa Beach, CA, on the corner of Pier Ave. and PCH! Now he's the proud owner of Wee Man's Chronic Tacos in Redondo Beach, and, mark my words, one day he will be the city's mayor.