All useless wooden toys aside, apps were tailor made for people with little to no attention span and/or those suffering from manic procrastination. Fortunately, Johnny Knoxville fits the bill on both counts—but with super focused precision—and just the other day he stumbled upon the "OldBooth" time suck. Well, one thing lead to another as he honed his picture placement skills and before he knew it there went most of the working day (the remains of which were no doubt frittered away in some other happily distracted manner). All was not lost, however, and here is the final collected fruit of his digital loom (I added the names, but feel free to come up with your own). It's good to be the Dickhouse waste receptacle and reservoir tip!