and now a word from preston lacy...

A brief preface: Every once in a while I'm reminded that there really is some semblance of sense in our universe. Call it what you will, but for me, myself, I like to call it the great plate of shrimp that binds each and every one of us together in the swill of human soup. Did Preston Lacy know where we'd just gone yesterday when he'd sent this later the same day? Honestly, I doubt it, making this just another leaf on the lattice of cosmic coincidence. Anyway, as promised, in briefs, today's debate: Do two so wrongs make a so right? You be the judge.

Dickhouse,

I've been doing some research experimenting with powdered laxatives. I took a double dose last night. When I woke up this morning, I couldn't poop at all. I went to Dos Burritos for brunch; three tacos and two cups of coffee later my belly started to rumble and ache. After ignoring the repeated, "No public restroom!" pleas from the staff, I made this beauty:

 

Preston Lacy

(Photo by Rick Kosick; Hollywood, California 2012)

A not so brief epilogue: Where there is coincidence, karma is sure to follow. Yesterday, while fluffing the @jackassworld Twitter feed around noontime, I sent out a link to the pooey post saying "For those about to lunch... we salute you." A jerk move, sure, but it's not like anyone is really asking for alien anal probes either. Later that night, however, I was finishing up my dinner and decided to check my email. Up popped Preston's poop, right out of the gate. You would think this would have had an adverse effect on my appetite and tummy, but no. Nothing whatsoever. Instead I started to giggle, rather loudly, while continuing to eat, which then prompted my wife to ask what I was laughing about. I couldn't bring myself to tell her ... and not because of the disgusting (but impressive!) image. To do so would have opened up a morally flawed can of worms that I'm not ready to get into just yet. Beyond the psychologic pale, what further tickled my funny bone about this photo was that Rick Kosick was the one who shot it—or so Preston claimed in his email. So, if true, Preston would've had to exit the bathroom without flushing, return to the table and tell Rick about the breathtaking movement he'd just experienced, and then send him back into the thick of the shit to get the logjammin' shot. Amazing.

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So vivid you can smell it, so now I want to rip my face off.

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Looks like you have blood in your shit. Check future shits if that is what it is.

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.......and then go to the doc if it is blood. That is all.

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you fucker are gross as shit ... literally ! lol

[Andy]

That's nothing, i remember a few years back in France, we stopped at a roadside rest stop, i venture into the toilets and with every urinal being used to go into one of the cubicle's, where i was greeted by a turd of such epic proportions, there it was stood proudly one end sat on the bottom of the pan with the other almost touching the rim and the girth! Christ the bloke who dumped it most have taken something substantial up there to get something of that size out! lets say it it looked like a brown smelly Baguette, i only wish i had a camera with me.

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it's as if he shat out his entire large intestine...I'm at a loss for words, really.

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Poocasso? the yellow of the pee really helps all the browns emerge from the poo, the completeness of the doodoo also suggests that there were no problems with its passage like an eel sliding out of one dark cavern to another. masterful work sir.

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There's no TP in the toilet.

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Just because I've filmed Preston pooping the past doesn't mean i was the one who took this photo. I'm not that lucky, and besides that, i think Preston should take credit for his own work. It's not all that shitty...

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I hope whoever took the photo did the right thing, flashed and flushed!I can only imagine what someone would be thinking if they came across a person taking a picture of this, they'd think that the person had coprophilia:D

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this picture almost made my family puke, i find it fascinating that the long poop didn't break on account of how thin it is!

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