Okay, okay... and Rick Kosick, too. But hey, is it my fault his birthdate falls on the exact same day that the first Star Wars film opened in theaters in 1977? Geez... get off my back, jerk! Anyway, if you follow @RickKosick on Twitter then maybe you can yank his birthday chain with a celebratory tweet. And if you don't follow @RickKosick on Twitter, then maybe you should get with the fucking program already, because it's like the new jack version of "Rick's Picks". In case you're not familiar with this former incendiary Big Brother skateboard magazine column, it's where Rick let's you know what's hot and what's not at any given moment. Apparently he's been in a "zone" lately. We tried finding out what zone in specific—Blue Zone? Twilight Zone? Ozone? Danger Zone? Passenger Loading and Unloading Zone? Bozone? No Fly Zone? Demilitarized Zone?—but it wasn't until several tweets later that he copped to being in a "creative zone". What, pray tell, will come of this? Wait and see, my friends, wait and see, because, honestly, I have no idea either. So pull up a chair, get friendly with a bear, or start wilting your hair with Nair until something Bricky* this way comes.
This photo, in case you haven't guessed already by the sight of a slim, full-toothed Danger Ehren, was taken 12 years ago following a foul-laden game of sporting goods store basketball for the first season of jackass on the MTV in 2000.
* Bricky, if we're going to get trivial, was perhaps the worst selling Big Brother T-shirt aside from "Jay's Mom Got Hit in the Face With a Penis".
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Beaverton, Oregon 2000)
Happy Birthday, Rick ~ have a great one! (I may be the only person in the universe who's never seen Star Wars, so in my book the day's all yours!)
Posted by: Laura Z | May 25, 2012 at 09:30 AM
Happy Birthday To Rick!!!! Feliz Cumpleanyos!!! Send him my bday greeting!
Much love from Paraguay! xoxo
Posted by: Mariel Coronel | May 25, 2012 at 09:31 AM
Thank you I'm having a good one so far, even after all the free beers i had at the Ridiculousness wrap party last night. I'm feeling pretty good this morning.
Posted by: rick kosick | May 25, 2012 at 09:51 AM
Felíz Cumpleaños Rick!!!! Que tengas un hermoso cumpleaños, festejen mucho para que jamás se olviden de tu día =D Beshotes desde Argentina!!!!
Estefi (jackass fan) XD :P
Posted by: Estefania | May 25, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Happy Birthday Rick! Have a good one! That pic could be used for a deodrant ad :)
Posted by: suzi smith | May 25, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Happy Birthday Star Wars!!!!!!!
Posted by: sayusayme | May 25, 2012 at 04:19 PM
Happy Birthday Rick...I'm happy to "be with the fucking program"..
Posted by: JoyJoy | May 25, 2012 at 04:20 PM
happy birthday ricky!! love,knox
Posted by: Johnny Knoxville | May 25, 2012 at 10:06 PM
just saw jackass 2.5 again lol kosik
happy birthday ricky wicky
Posted by: Susan Loren | May 29, 2012 at 07:21 AM
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!
I LOVE YA, MAN & Happy birthday Rick!!!
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