Okay, okay... and Rick Kosick, too. But hey, is it my fault his birthdate falls on the exact same day that the first Star Wars film opened in theaters in 1977? Geez... get off my back, jerk! Anyway, if you follow @RickKosick on Twitter then maybe you can yank his birthday chain with a celebratory tweet. And if you don't follow @RickKosick on Twitter, then maybe you should get with the fucking program already, because it's like the new jack version of "Rick's Picks". In case you're not familiar with this former incendiary Big Brother skateboard magazine column, it's where Rick let's you know what's hot and what's not at any given moment. Apparently he's been in a "zone" lately. We tried finding out what zone in specific—Blue Zone? Twilight Zone? Ozone? Danger Zone? Passenger Loading and Unloading Zone? Bozone? No Fly Zone? Demilitarized Zone?—but it wasn't until several tweets later that he copped to being in a "creative zone". What, pray tell, will come of this? Wait and see, my friends, wait and see, because, honestly, I have no idea either. So pull up a chair, get friendly with a bear, or start wilting your hair with Nair until something Bricky* this way comes.
This photo, in case you haven't guessed already by the sight of a slim, full-toothed Danger Ehren, was taken 12 years ago following a foul-laden game of sporting goods store basketball for the first season of jackass on the MTV in 2000.
* Bricky, if we're going to get trivial, was perhaps the worst selling Big Brother T-shirt aside from "Jay's Mom Got Hit in the Face With a Penis".
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Beaverton, Oregon 2000)