There are things we do in our life that may not make much sense at the time, or possibly at all, like ever, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. However, that doesn't mean it's a good thing either. It's all shades of gray at best—and no, I don't mean that in a mommy porn way. But what I would call here with Jukka is probably about an 80-percent gray if I had to rate it on a hardcore Zipatone™ scale of 10-to-90 (a zero being absolute white and one-hundred being pure black, if you're not down with old school graphic design lingo). Others, like Mr. Merlin, might only consider it a 40-percent, but he does have a rather skewed take on BDSM in general. The long, short, and shit of it all is that Jukka went yee-haw for the seesaw and still lived to piss out of it. And isn't that all that really matters in the end, anyway?
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Los Angeles, California 2009)
OMG I LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE IN THAT VIDEO....ESPIALLY ROB DYRICK, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND TRAVIS PASTRAN(I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL HIS LAST NAME LOL)
Posted by: EVA WILLIAMS | June 18, 2012 at 05:17 AM
oh guys I would like to do with you things which you did and do XDDD
it's funny way to live dudes
Posted by: ndrey | June 18, 2012 at 05:31 AM
Jukka Hilden -- pretty much what you see on screen is what you get in real life with him. F*cking amazing :D
Posted by: Amy Y | June 18, 2012 at 06:41 AM
That was a bad idea but I'm LMAO watching this..sorry Jukka.
I love their expresions because you all know it was going to hurt before you did it, I don't know why soje of you look schocked.
Posted by: MJ | June 18, 2012 at 08:06 AM
This is such a cruel tease. What the hell is this from? All degrees of Dickhouse glory are represented here! When were the Dudesons and Nitro together in the Factory? What is HAPPENING here? How, oh, how can we see any of this? For the record, I have purchased EVERYTHING you ninnies have put on sale. Goes without saying I would pay for this, too. - Max
Posted by: Max Koch | June 18, 2012 at 08:37 AM
okay, max... after all of that you deserve an explanation. this was, i believe, footage filmed by the dudesons during the premiere night to the second season of fantasy factory and nitro circus in 2009. the footage filmed that night was all used as interstitial throws during commercial breaks, featuring various people doing various stupid things in and around the factory, e.g. zipline bowling with street bike tommy. clips were posted on jackassworld.com, but, well, you know what cornfield they're all found in now. next stop, willoughby!
Posted by: dickhouse | June 18, 2012 at 02:14 PM
p.s. the dudesons were present that night because they were in the process of gearing up and filming down for the one and only season of "dudesons in america" that aired in 2010.
Posted by: dickhouse | June 18, 2012 at 02:15 PM
@ Max Koch "I've purchased everything you ninnies have put on sale" hahaha..that was good...And as for that board stunt, the majority of the best stunts start with "this is the worst idea ever"..
Posted by: JoyJoy | June 18, 2012 at 06:51 PM
Best Idea EVER!
Posted by: Dafe | June 19, 2012 at 09:52 AM
I dont know why I'm posting this here, but it's been 1 agonizing year for the most of us, and Ryan Dunn is just another piece to that. I can't believe it's been a year. Anyways, I will post later on another thread, just up late, and up early, everyday and aint got nothing but time.
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Being a Finnish cizetin and an American cizetin, seeing an e5 where an e4 should be enrages me to no extent because only those retard swedes use a circle over their vowels.
Posted by: Sheriff | July 05, 2012 at 12:15 AM
As a "young buck creative" I can tell you with ctniaerty that, while I thought the spot was well-made, maybe even well-written, the whole time the voice in my head was scowling and going "Rip-off, rip-off, rip-off rip-off..." the whole time. I would certainly never try to sell this idea if I was at the agency, because it just reeks of unoriginality. Besides, if they're gonna steal, fuck doing the snarky self-assured character yet again. At least steal from BBH; they're doing way better, much more on-point stuff for the brand here.
Posted by: Edna | July 05, 2012 at 03:24 AM
, I cannot stand the Old Spice guy. I didn't care for the black guy (whatever his name was). Nor did I care for Fabio. One of the most oveetarrd campaigns in the history of advertising. And the slogan, The man your man could smell like, is one big meh. Don't get me started on the "jokes".
Posted by: Hora | July 05, 2012 at 03:42 AM
knoxvilles a nut cracker isnt that sweet lolololol poor jukka look at his face =O
Posted by: Susan Loren | July 06, 2012 at 05:13 AM
If you weren't watching Soloman you would have msised this, but they went live to Harper giving a fantastic press conference live in Copenhagen. He was doing so well that the CBC cuts away from the live international press conference on the world stage by our Prime Minister to go live to Soloman and Barton in studio slamming the treaty.The CBC needs to issue some pink slips. But I do enjoy the Lang and O'Leary exchange.
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