It's that dick thwippin' day of the year when we celebrate everyone's favorite birthday party boy, Chris Pontius. Me, myself, I've known Chris for 18 years of his life now and I've loved almost every minute of it. I italicize almost because there was this one time in Jacksonville, Florida, when he failed to arrive at the airport (because he first failed to board the plane in California, much less even leave the apartment of his girlfriend) on that fateful* Big Brother skateboard tour of January 1999. As a punishment, Jeff Tremaine "fired" him from the magazine immediately thereafter. Every downturn has its upswing though, and if it wasn't for this momentary dismissal, how would Chris have ever logged his first few fleeting cracks at professional employment? If Charles Schwab and Jamba Juice only knew then what the whole world knows now: Chris was never meant to wear a uniform or suit—or possibly even any clothes at all for that matter—because nobody bares a birthday suit better than he does. Happy Birthday, Chris!
* I say "fateful" because this was in fact the first real time we all met Steve-O in person. It would be another year and a half (while filming for the first season of MTV's jackass) before Chris and Steve-O finally came face to face ... no, that doesn't sound quite right ... or maybe it does ... but that really didn't happen ... at least not quite then yet. Anyway, you get the idea.
(Photo by Sean Cliver; California 2010)
Congrats for managing to stay eighteen for twenty years... for that, and for many other things, you are my hero. Much love! xo
Posted by: Laura Z | July 16, 2012 at 07:15 AM
Happy Birthday Chris mine was 3 days ago I hope you,have the best birthday ever xo
Posted by: Tracy Lee McMillan | July 16, 2012 at 08:48 AM
Happy Birthday Chris! :) Stay young at heart and sexy as hell! :) Love you! :) xxxxxxx Marry
Posted by: marie | July 16, 2012 at 08:48 AM
Happy birthday dude. You're fucking awesome. And gorgeous. :) Have the best Wild/Party boy kind of day!
Posted by: Alexandria | July 16, 2012 at 08:48 AM
Happy Birthday Party Boy
Posted by: Robert Dobbelaere | July 16, 2012 at 08:49 AM
Happy Birthday Party Boy!!! Have tons of fun!!!! Feliz Cumpleaños Chico Fiesta! Salud!
Posted by: Mariel Coronel | July 16, 2012 at 09:17 AM
Happy b-day Chris!!!!!!!!! love from Argentina
Posted by: Flor | July 16, 2012 at 09:25 AM
Happy Birthday Party Boy!!! Have a fun day!! Much Love xxxxxxx
Posted by: Evie Burcham | July 16, 2012 at 09:27 AM
happy birthday!!!!! make this day fun for u and ur friends.
PS go party boy woohoo.
Posted by: Jonathan valdes | July 16, 2012 at 09:39 AM
Happy Birthday crazy man form Poland ;))
Posted by: Andrzej | July 16, 2012 at 09:42 AM
You gonna jump out of your own cake?
Posted by: Chris | July 16, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Happy Birtday nigga.
Posted by: Ethan | July 16, 2012 at 10:25 AM
As Frosty the Snowman would say right after being brought back to life..."Happy Birthday!"
Posted by: JoyJoy | July 16, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Buon Compleanno PartyBoy. Love and sperm
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happy birthday party boy
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Happy birthday Chris!! :D
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Happy Birthday !! ;)
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Happy Birthday Chris!
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Happy birthday Chris!
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Happy Birthday Chris!
Great photo lol
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happy birthday chris!
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Happy Birthday!!!party boy...:D
Posted by: jay | July 16, 2012 at 06:18 PM
Aww, happy birthday, Chris! :)
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Happy Birthday Chris! Love you tons! : )
Posted by: Sarah Dawn | July 16, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Happy birthday Party boy :] I'm late but its heartfelt :]
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Happy belated birthday Chris. Laaaaaav you <3
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