Today is not Seth's birthday. This is not Seth's cake. And this is not my beautiful wife. But it was Seth's birthday this past weekend, and as I diligently scoured the archives for a photo of him to accompany this belated post, I realized that photos of Seth are as rare as dodos' dicks. In fact, I only have one single photo of him, and it was used for his last year's birthday post. I did, however, find this image of a birthday cake that was made for Johnny Knoxville's assistant Dennis way back in 2010. It's a real peach, ain't it? Makes me want to inexplicably write sweet nothings with nothing but submarine euphemisms... Crimson Tide, this is The Hunt for Red October, Das Boot is docking hard—so hard. Hope you had a good one, Papa Seth!
(Photo by Lindsey Shupe; Burbank, California 2010)