Like I've mentioned in the past, my mathematical skills are nowhere near beyond reproach. If anything they are downright reprehensible, but the multiplied fact remains that this is Dave England and he once was in merry olde England. Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament! I could go round and roundabout like the London Eye with that quote for several more sentences, possibly throwing in a moose for good measure and to confuse matters all the more, but it would appear several were already suitably confused yesterday when I mentioned being in London for the nonce. To clarify, yes, I am in London, but no, the rest of the jackass cast and crew are not. My vacation would be anything but a vacation if I had to be constantly vigilant like one of those wacky, bearskin-wearing, Buckingham Palace guards, waiting for someone to pee on me or paint my passed out face up fully Union Jacked. So please, if you are naive to London, don't take to the tubes this week with visions of Roller Bobby roller-dancing in your head. You will be disappointed. Cheers!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; London, England 2010)