Before sampling today's appetizer treat, I'd like to virtually pat the backs, cradle the balls, and work the shafts of the 59,000 odd people that visited the site yesterday to view Preston "You Will Like Me When I'm Angry" Lacy's big night out in Miami, FL, in 2002. It was a crowd pleaser back then and equally if not more so now a decade later. Woohoo!
Now let's tickle your palate with this mouthful of explosive goodness: Allegedly there was a 63-year-old woman in South Korea that was gobbling up a plateful of calamari, when all of a sudden her mouth was alive with the prickly sensation of squid spermatophores being shot into her tongue, cheek and gums blunderbuss-style. Woohoo!
You can read the full medical brief here, but if you're a lazy ass motherscratcher then here are a few other bite-size digestibles, like, what the fuck are spermatophores? A dictionary states, "a protein capsule containing a mass of spermatozoa, transferred during mating in various insects, arthropods, cephalopod mollusks, etc." So, basically, upon examination of her oral cavity at a hospital, the doctor removed 12 bags of embedded squid sperm. Woohoo!
As Johnny Knoxville might say, "The Wildboyz
(Photo by Caterina Gennaro; New Zealand 2003)
Hi, I'm Steve-O and today...we're gonna neuter some slimy ass squids.
Posted by: Joe Rogers | July 13, 2012 at 10:18 AM
I actually went to high school with a girl like that... they called her "Amazing Grace"...
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amen to that!
Posted by: dickhouse | July 13, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I knew i shouldn't have read that while eating vanilla ice cream...ick...always trust your instincts..as for that woman in south korea, that's probably the only protein she had that day so tell her to stop bitching.
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It just does something to me when I see something like this. You got to have a strong stomach to eat this.
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