Before sampling today's appetizer treat, I'd like to virtually pat the backs, cradle the balls, and work the shafts of the 59,000 odd people that visited the site yesterday to view Preston "You Will Like Me When I'm Angry" Lacy's big night out in Miami, FL, in 2002. It was a crowd pleaser back then and equally if not more so now a decade later. Woohoo!
Now let's tickle your palate with this mouthful of explosive goodness: Allegedly there was a 63-year-old woman in South Korea that was gobbling up a plateful of calamari, when all of a sudden her mouth was alive with the prickly sensation of squid spermatophores being shot into her tongue, cheek and gums blunderbuss-style. Woohoo!
You can read the full medical brief here, but if you're a lazy ass motherscratcher then here are a few other bite-size digestibles, like, what the fuck are spermatophores? A dictionary states, "a protein capsule containing a mass of spermatozoa, transferred during mating in various insects, arthropods, cephalopod mollusks, etc." So, basically, upon examination of her oral cavity at a hospital, the doctor removed 12 bags of embedded squid sperm. Woohoo!
As Johnny Knoxville might say, "The Wildboyz call that Tuesday."
(Photo by Caterina Gennaro; New Zealand 2003)