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So when we last left off this random, haggard reminiscence of the post-Gumball Rally Euroblitz of filming that took place in the spring of 2001, Dave England was on the verge of flipping out and flying back to America (but not after first calling ahead and cancelling all the jackass-reserved hotel rooms in Amsterdam), and Chris Pontius was going Chernobyl in a mess of greenish-blue body paint—all of which made for a very entertaining train ride from Paris to Amsterdam the next morning. Only then was it discovered the trip was to be sans Dave England (and only after all the late night blur of dots and shenanigans were connected), and, physically speaking, Pontius was technically present but wholly piled, the upside to which was his making a makeshift Christmas tree of himself for the others to span travel time boredom (see Exhibit A). Once in Amsterdam, however, he did succeed in rallying his faculties for filming purposes—all sad transvesticisms excluded—and played quite the coquettish and Dutchy dyke (see Exhibit B).

(First photo by Danielle Saxe; Second photo by Dimitry Elyashkevich; Amsterdam, Holland 2001)

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Sheesh ~ white sweat socks. It'd better not have been after Labor Day, because that's just embarrassing.

[Atkins]

I can hear Weezer's Memories playing while reading this.

[JoyJoy]

ahhh the Dutch Wench...one of my favorite jackass episodes..p.s. can pontius still due a handstand in clogs??

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[Gloria]

About 1:10 minutes into the clip, I ncotied that Chris had forgotten to remove the costume's price tag, which was located about an inch below the devil's pointy tail. I don't know why I pick up on such silly details, but it IS funny looking.Was this real or was the attacker part of the street play? I suspect it was real drama, the sounds of Chris getting punched in the head were painful.Oh, and Frank, you needn't be so defensive. Gasmonso isn't saying that every religious person is a freak, but there are those who take religion to the extremes and warp it into something that is totally alien to the original message.Back when I was in college, we called the nuts Jesus Freaks. One such messed-up dude in my classes was Mark David Chapman. If you don't recognize the name, I am sure someone here can fill you in on the details.

[Charles]

People have freedom in America to walk aounrd and protest what they want. Chris Pontius obviously knows about Jesus and God and Satan or he wouldn't have gone out on the street pulling that stunt. The psycho who attacked him is just that, a psycho. A real Christian Like myself, would just pray for the young man. Jesus didn't teach us to physically attack non-believers. His marching orders are to shake the dust off your feet and move on. Please don't try grouping us with that nut job!

[Zoruyo]

In other words THe old testament is the bknrgaoucd knowledge that you are expected to know, and the new testament is the new information that came with Christ. If you know you're textual history, you'll realize that the Christian faith is based on the teachings of the Jewish faith (in that the old testament is most of the Torah, or Jewish bible). The assumption would have been that you were jewish before you converted to christianity, so you'd knew this or, if you didn't, the bknrgaoucd info is right there in the old testament.( Old kinda shows it's the older stuff, to be overtaken by the New . Bible v2.0?)

[Cleicia]

That clip slays me every time. Knowing the Jackass gang I know he was trying to draw exmrtee reactions and it got more exmrtee than he expected really quick. Knowing he wasn't really hurt, I can laugh my ass off about it but had he truly been hurt by that lunatic I would be first in line at the protest to have that guy thrown in prison. Anyone who couldn't figure out Chris was joking walking around in a dime store devil suit needs to take a Zanex and chill.

[Tsering]

Chris Pontius is just joking aruhodne gets payed a lot of money to do thatand if he really thought it was true I thinkhe would be saying something other thenGod didn't invent circumcisions I did.I think its funny.and that guy knew they he was joking around he wanted to be a butthead. And Chris Pontius also played Jesus. and that girl helped him get the psyco off.

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