and now for a little guerrilla marketing...

You've heard about and seen Fossey loads of The Gorilla on here, but now we're going to get a bit more down, dirty, and Che. Everyone loves a trip to the Apple store (all except Nyte, perhaps, but eventually every PC nut has to sprout some intelligence, right? I kid, I kid!), what with all its tables upon tables of iPads to swipe upon, and one of my favorite iPastimes in said locations is to hop from unit to unit pulling up Dickhouse.tv. Usually I can only de(dick)face five-to-six iPads since the stores are always so jampacked with rabid customers and eager employees, but the London location in Covent Garden has to be one of the largest and most spacious that I've ever had the pleasure to get into a bit of extended Barney Rubble if you'll excuse my Cockney. Between me and my son, a/k/a Li'l Banksy, shown above, who has youth and quickness on his side, we hit almost 20 devices leaving almost 19 Roller Bobbies and at least one Preston's Peanut landmine in our wake. Viva la Revolucíon!

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[Cheyenne]

Yeah! Ipad's everywhere!

[Josh]

Was it ever revealed who writes these posts?

[DD2]

i will never become an izombie or join the icult. windows baby! we are the resistance!

[Harvy355]

@Josh - I'm pretty sure Cliver is the genius behind most of the posts on here. Whenever I've seen one by Knoxville he always signs off with 'Love Knoxville' or something like that.

Anyway, fuck the icult! Like DD2 ^ I'll never give in to the i, windows all the way! (the one occasion I have ever used itunes was to get Dico's latest album - Pizza Pasta Pizzelle. No other way to get it in the UK and I just wish every pound and penny went to Dico instead of fucking itunes!)

Ok I'm done.

[JoyJoy]

Sister Mary Agatha will be in for a bit of a surprise on her next visit to the Apple Store in London...and all she wanted to do was update her Bible Versus With Friends App..

[dickhouse]

@josh... it was never meant to be a secret... all was revealed on day 1 of dickhouse.tv:

http://www.dickhouse.tv/dickhouse/2010/09/welcome-to-dickhousetv.html

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You're such a (cockney) rebel :P

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Ah yes I was right about Cliver. I just figured out the long stupid way - like some kind of fucking mushroom.

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