A wise man once said, "Just because it happened to you doesn't make it interesting*," but then the Internet came along and blew that blogshite theory out of the water. What a short-sighted idiot! Of course all that inane stuff we used to do day-in-day-out just because it was part of boring old life could be turned into uploads upon uploads of digital wealth. Just a mere plate of food? Get the fuck outta here! That kinda foodie stuff is now worth at least 2-3 likes a pop and guaranteed to make your friends' ADD day that much more exponentially DDed. And page views—my god, the page views! Seeing those record spikes in analytics is as good if not better than anal licking. That said, with tongue firmly in a cheek (oh yeah...), here is what I've been up to on my days abroad in France. Now before you go thinking the obvious, which by all means you should, Gay-Play is actually the French version of say Milton-Bradley or Parker Brothers, a/k/a a manufacturer of board games and other fine time-spanning family traditions. So, should Dickhouse ever become an international multiconglomerate corporation, and I an esteemed chairman of the board, my first vote for a company aquisition and/or hostile takeover will be Gay-Play. Then Twister. Then the world!
* Or did he say "interstine"? I wonder...
(Photo by Sean Cliver on a crappy iTouch; Vielle Saint Girons, France 2012)





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