my manaconda don't want none...

Not that Sir Mix-A-Lot was ever a naturalist or aspired to be such, but I'm fairly certain this is a big bottom dweller that he could get behind. Meet the Atretochoana eiselti, a/k/a the penis snake (although to be fair to both penises and snakes it's neither of the genital or reptilian sort; it's actually a limbless amphibian). It's new to the nature scene and having a bit of a coming out party what with its recent discovery balls deep in the tributaries of the Amazon, and you've really just got to see it to believe it ... although I swear I've already seen something like this in All Dat Azz 14. Sadly the Wildboyz have already been down there in Brazil and not done that particular animal per se, but they did once get it on—or very nearly got it in—with a three-toed (finned?!) amphiuma in the big booty bayous of Lousiana. It proved to be a rather ticklish encounter overall, but even more so of a tongue-teaser for Chris Pontius who at first couldn't deliver the line straight and flubbed his way right into the Wildboyz DVD Outtakes Hall of Fame.

(Photo by Dimitry Elyashkevich; Louisiana 2004)

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