What are all the cool kids in Dickhouse doing these days? Getting the boot! Derek (at left), who is still hobbling and wheeling his way off an Achilles injury incurred during the 2012 Ryan Dunn Memorial Softball Tournament held this past summer, was recently upgraded to boot status after getting the cast off. Oaf is as old-as-fuck does, but that wasn't exactly how it all went down for new kid on the boot block Dimitry Elyashkevich (at right). His was more of a vehicular moving incident where push came to shove and automotive strength won out in the end. Good job, boots!