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Terrifying. Unfortunately, the guys of Jackass have had a disproportionate share of loonies shaking their trees. Fans and friends: if you see something, say something.
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Well unfortunately not only famous celebrities have fans stalking them anymore, and beside easy access 2 internet junk isn't anything new. Since you metioned the Patriot Act, conspirashit, and smartphones at same time its no wonder we are all celebrities to the government. As our fans they stalk and surveilled everyone of us everyday. We are all considered potential backyard/ domestic terrorist. So have you like them apples.
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that's just crazy...(i'm glad Bam kept his sense of humor through it all "hairy armpits and minging ass pu&^y" and all).
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I think there is nothing more creepy than the thought of someone watching your every move and delusional to the point where they think that they are destined to be with you. I really feel sorry for Bam and his family having to deal with this fruitcake. She needs locking away, who knows what she is capable of.
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People can be fucking terrifying. I feel bad that she probably has some sort of mental disease, but that is very scary to think she's lived in his backyard for at least a few months.
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Wow...what the fuck...she gave him herpes, straight up. I would have shot her in the face if I was him.
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Is Bam trying to look like Preston Lacey? Yikes!
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