Can you get any more laborious than a baby born in the midst of the Labor Day timeframe? Especially one such as Jeff Tremaine, who you know was probably messing with his mother all the way while headed out the birth canal (I'm not a betting man by nature, but I'd wager a 12-pack of fine point Sharpies that there's probably a tiny "FART" scrawled on the lining of Mrs. Tremaine's uterine wall). Anyway, what you're probably wondering now is: Why the fuck is there a picture of Glenn Danzig post-performance on Jeff Tremaine's birthday post? Well, first of all, that's not Danzig—although it is how I often picture him all sweaty and slack-mouthed after howling his way through a show. It is in fact Tremaine as he appeared in the Indonesian isles on Wildboyz, circa 2004, locks and all. The reason we cannot show you a photo of Jeff's special birthday cake from today is that this particular slab was decorated so wrong it would simply not be right and we'll just leave it at that. So move along, nothing to see here, just leave your "Happy Birthday Tremaines" below and don't let the rainbow door hit your ass on the way out!
(Photo by Seamus Frawley; Indonesia 2004)