Thanks to the wicked words and deviled locks of Glenn Danzig, I will always remember Halloween. Even if I'm not the dress up type. Dressing down is much more my preferred tropical style these days, but to each his own—case in point, all the kooky costumed characters that the jackass guys have gone to great gay lengths over the garbed up years. What makes this all the more worthwhile is that both "Party Boy" and "Bunny the Lifeguard" have entered the Halloween Hall of Fame with legions of party-goers o'er the world unleashing their inner Pontius. Granted, that's a tough thong to fill, but it's the bleary thought that counts in the midnight hour and you're dick deep in pumpkin-flavored adult beverages. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get on my roper costume and find me a punch bowl dipper and Zippo to flick. Happy Halloween, bitches!