Slip sliding a cliché. Sorry, but lyrically speaking it just had to be spaken. Or spoken. But seriously, why hasn't anyone produced, packaged, and sold pre-cooked Spicken in a can yet? Surely there must be a credible edible market in this world for cheaply processed chickenloaf. Especially one with an inordinately high sodium content and gelatinous mystery bonus residue that could possibly used as a lubricant but in only the worst case imaginable scenarios. In the meantime, at least we will always have the Spotted Dick to fall back on. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness with Rob Dyrdek, Chanel West Coast, Steelo Brim and guest star Big Cat airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.