There are fixations of the mind that only certain schools of boys go through in childhood. Those that are naturally gifted in the realms of coordination and athleticism list early on to those of professional sports dreams: basketball, baseball, football leading the jock-fueled charge. Then there are those that aren't always so physically gifted but not yet know their bounds—especially when they cross into the Far East. Sadly, many an aspiring Daniel-san slinks through the back alleys in the back forties of the Midwest with bleached white gi tucked under arm and nunchakus whirling about in the dojos of their minds. Ultimately, I blame Chuck Norris, but before you think I'm going there, think otherwise, because this homey don't meme. Tonight's all-new episode of Ridiculousness airs at 10/9 C on the MTV.