Chances are you are either eating crow, talking turkey, or choking a chicken within your respective households at this very moment—none of which are relegated to residents of the U.S.A. today, mind you, so don't even think of playing that global "waaaaaaah" card. Everything is open to interpretation and need not be hot-boxed and stuffed into the fowl ass of a honey-glazed holiday carcass. So, with that in and out of mind, let's all give thanks to the Nitro Circus crew for giving it their all last year and turning an MIA third season into a full-length feature movie ... that you can now own on DVD and Blu-Ray! That's right, just click any of those colored words and be whisked away to a glorious land of commerce where you can celebrate capitalism at its very finest for nail bitin', ass clenchin' entertainment. America—fuck yeah!
If only the pilgrims could see the fruits of what their invasive seeds sowed centuries ago, right? Good thing for you second and third helpings can still be had with Nitro Circus Season 1 and Nitro Circus Season 2 on DVD, too.
(Photos by Sean Cliver; Utah 2009)