In last Friday's whoring the merchandise post (get your Dickhouse T-shirts here!), I invited you to tickle the pink. Well, not entirely true... I was actually trying to get you to stroke your credit card and cradle the global economy this holiday season. Today, however, I'm just inviting you to look at the pink and appreciate it for all its colorful contributions to our world. Once you've had your fill of Barry, Shanna, Guch, and Lindsey bathed in Jeff Tremaine's favorite color of choice, I'd like to direct your attention to the lone figure in the background. Who is that sunglass-masked man? Why, it's none other than Stranger Ehren! Yeah, for whatever reason he decided to be outstandingly stand-offish in the stands that day (for point of reference this was taken on the day Johnny Knoxville met the professional end of Jared Allen head-fucking-on while filming for jackass 3D). Maybe for fear of catching a surprise Rocky upside the head, I don't know. We all have our moments though. Especially when it comes to struggling to swim for survival in a sea of big, beautiful, buoyant dicks—oh ye-e-a-ah.*
* Best when read in your head in a creepy Kool-Aid man voice.
(Photo by Cordell Mansfield; Winnetka, California 2010)