Does this count as a celebrity nipple slip? I sure hope so! Although, realistically speaking, that would be pretty tame for these parts. Especially when we've had full blown C&B leakage. Among other things. Well, if we're being honest—we are being honest, aren't we?—lots of things. Personally, I don't think you can get any more personal than crabby pubes and stallion batter; then again, the real rectal frontier is just a perineal ridge and lipped starfish away. Granted, if we ever do go that up clinically close and anally personal, I'm guessing it won't be received with open eyes, much less open arms. People do have their limits, after all, and only so much can be forced down the throat before diminishing returns are coughed back. Does that mean there is a science to all this nonsense? Yes, to a degree, but surely not one you could obtain as a major erudite player in the Ivy Leagues. All those college cads cop to a certain marketing savvy and flair for out of pocket evergreens stuck up their respective wheelhouses, but this is the down and dirty knowledge that can only be gained through going broke and back*. Sadly, it appears that I've just written myself into another corner of nonsense, so let's just rub one out in honor of the great white hope and call it a goddamn day because I'm still kind of pissed I didn't remember remember the 5th of November.
BVDs got you yearning for DVDs? Pick up jackass number two and leave long-lasting skidmarks on your memory today!
* Mountain not included.
(Photo by Benzo; India 2006)





Hahahaha, Wee man, A gigant in little people :)
Posted by: asd | November 06, 2012 at 10:06 AM
hmmm I'm trying to decipher which one of those little fellows was the one who hammed it up and stole the spotlight in that skit from the second movie..I'm guessing second guy from the left?
Posted by: JoyJoy | November 06, 2012 at 07:26 PM
That's beyond hilarious!
Posted by: super stuff | November 07, 2012 at 05:47 AM
I miss jackass movies, they were one of the best parts of my childhood and I just think you guys should do one more called -Jackass 4: we're not Dunn yet! A tribute to Ryan.
Posted by: Jett | November 09, 2012 at 04:33 PM
You may have just been experiencing a senior moment forgetting about Guy, oh well it happens to us all at some point.
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Posted by: Kouichi | February 16, 2013 at 01:15 AM
He changed the wlehes on the Tahoe which we covered a while back but the Panamera is till coked out all-white. As for it being on the show, the Panamera is never directly used on the show as it's a personal car. Every now and then you will see it in the background but 99% the time you will only see them in the Tahoe. It has something to do with video rights and crap like that.
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