Well over two months ago now Johnny Knoxville appeared on Comedy Central's The Burn with roaster extraordinaire Jeff Ross. Maybe you'd seen it, maybe you didn't, or maybe I'm just taking a late flag on this video replay because I know how to suck it up like a man. Yeah, it's not often you get a wide open backfield handed to you like that, but that's just the kind of baller I am. An offensive tight end with a flair for post-game locker room towel snaps and no communicable diseases on the record books. Draft my ass, you fantasy bitches, and I'll see you in the showers*!
* Sorry, just trying to find some way to get in the mood for all the post-Thanksgiving weekend fantasy falutin' that's going to be going down in the office come Monday morning... it's not easy being green.