I'm a man of limited means and minimum girth, so when I have the opportunity to give a little back to all my friends and co-workers than I am by all means for it. Especially at Christmastime. And you, you lucky little Interweb fart sniffer you, you get to come along for the inside ride! That said, and with a little tip o' the hat and thanks to Mssrs. Tremaine and Knoxville, check out the mufflers on this mudflap. All you really need to know is #SHADLIFE if you're down with hash and know how to twit it, but this does bring up a favorite topic of mine: iPhone self-portraits taken in the mirror. I'll be honest: I've been around the Interweb block a few times, including those free sites on the Lower East Side, and I can say I'm a HUGE sociological fan of these amateur bathroom/bedroom shots. They're just so f'ing fascinating these frozen snippets of a life exposed in more ways than one, and I'm particularly interested by what people seem to forget is seen all around them in the photos. You know, anything from posters, knick-knacks, books, what's on the TV, etc., the sum total of which can be equally if not more fun to ponder than the actual people themselves. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for those duck-lipped and cross-eyed shots where sexy tries to one up the concentration/constipation face it takes to manipulate an iPhone shot, and even though they're always just a hair off ... they almost always seem to find a way online. Anyway, this "Happy Holidays!" goes out to all my comrade-in-arms. Cheers!