First of all, what are you doing online? Shame on you! Go open a gift, talk to a family member, pet the kitty, latchhook a rug, sneak a swig, make the merry. Unless you've done all that and can do no more, in which case, welcome back to the world's foremost house of dick where we're keepin' on keepin' on with an online tradition started just last year: the sharing of the coveted annual Dickhouse holiday card. So... Happy Holidays from all of us to all of poo!