A few weeks back I shared Chris Pontius's behind from behind-the-scenes on the set of jackass 3D-ish*. Today I'd like to share another behind, but one of an altogether different backside nature. It's a monkey butt! And balls! And what a sweet pair of balls they are. I still can't get off—I mean, get over all the wrinkly scrotal details that went into those monkey nuts and the puckered starfish. Can you even begin to fathom the installation of something sculptural like this in America? Ha! Those kooky Westboro folks would have a field day protesting that erection, I bet, and I'm not even a gambling man. No siree, Vegas holds no allure for me. Thailand, on the other hand, now that's a place I can see getting lucky ... or maybe not? One man's luck is another man's shock the morning after, I suppose, especially if a wayward trip to the Golden Dome was involved one night in Bangkok. You know, they always say what happens overseas stays overseas, but that's only all well and good up until what's overseas crawls up your peehole and infects your garbage with burning pus driblets; or, worst case, you become the carrier pigeon for the next great pandemic to whittle down mankind. Oh well... Phuket!