Ever had a bad case of the bed bugs? Can't tell a nit from a gnat if your lice depended on it? Dave England and Chris Pontius are not your run of the mill louses, but they do make a pretty fine pair of bed buds. I mean, I don't want to go around spreading blasphemous rumors, but the two of them have been known to share a bed—in particular this one time in Truckee where the bed was inflatable, the slope was of a moderate grade, and the cornice was a real moose knuckle. Unfortunately, the outcome was less than disastrous, far from laughable, and mostly lost from a filming perspective in a swirl of pow-pow*, leaving it nowhere to be found on any of the post-theatrical releases of jackass 3. Yes, even we have our limits when it comes to packing added value onto a DVD, and the sum total of the "Bed Sled" was substantially less than zero. The two sure did make for a peach of a couple, though!
* R.I.P., Blunt!
(Photo by Sean Cliver; Truckee, California 2010)